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Archives for: October 2005, 03

soirée

by wensum24 @ 03/10/2005 - 19:07:38

I'm now ensconced here in sick bay, awaiting various tests, MRI and all that the cardiology department can offer, and the doctor I had come to know and trust, has, I am informed, gone on a week's holiday. Joy.

Before leaving I cleaned my home, and unveiled my new French toilet paper, which contains an entire story from start to finish, on each of the 12 rolls...so depending on what I eat, it'll last a few weeks, (today the story reads: ...lutin malin et sa mouche verte sur fond des droits de l'homme...)...but enough of that great idea, I brought some reading with me;
"Fish of the Seto Inland Sea" by Ruri Pilgrim.
101 Key Words for Understanding Japan
"Mystery of the Alphabet" by Ouaknin
...and a vast quantity of drawing paper, as this place is so damned good for me to lose my head, and allowing my eyes to escape through the visions and images I can place, in time, on paper is without doubt a Godsend, and that is what I shall do...funny how everytime I draw a face, it always becomes the face of the one who stole my heart~! Which, ironically, is why I'm in here.

Today I had some of the spiciest Chinese food I have ever had...roast beef with chillies that glowed in the dark and threw a noose around my stomach for the remainder of today.

Colour: white and light blue
Music: Eminem: Lose Yourself
Ashte5i


 
 

medical centrefold

by wensum24 @ 03/10/2005 - 18:35:54

Thought for this evening......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

(and yes, I myself am in hospital right now!)

Norwich weather summary, September 2005

by wensum24 @ 03/10/2005 - 14:10:32

September was a warm and benign month opening with a 'mini-heatwave.' Seven of the first nine days recorded maxima of 25c or above, and although temperatures gradually fell during the remainder of the month it was never cold. Nights were often warm, the maximum of 17.1c on the 10th was the highest I have recorded in September.

Most unusually, the mean or average temperature of the month was a mere 0.1c less than the mean for the preceeding summer month of August!

Not surprisingly, with this extension to summer, and total absence of frost, there were few signs of autumn until the close of the month.

Rain fell on 13 days, with a particularly wet day on the 15th when 25.4mms was measured. The monthly rainfall total of 61.9mms was close to the average.

No thunder was heard, continuing the trend this year of below normal thundery activity.

Little credence need be given to the Met Office forecast of a forthcoming colder than normal winter, as the success rate of their seasonal forecasts is low.

The British Isles, situated on the periphery of the area of forecast cold, means that even if the forecast is broadly correct, only very slight changes could allow much of our islands to remain reasonably mild.

Hurricanes have again been much in the news, and although there was further flooding and damage in states bordering the Gulf of Mexico, hurrican Rita was less destructive than her sister Katrina.

Unfortunately, Rita's tidal surge caused the hastily repaired levees to fail, flooding anew recently drained areas of New Orleans. Much of New Orleans, (like Amsterdam), lies below sea-level, and it would seem prudent that the expertise of Dutch drainage and sea defence engineers should be sought.

Alarmist forecasts that the Arctic ice cap will disappear within 60 years have in some cases tended to mislead the public. Arctic ice, being floating sea ice, will not cause any sea level rise if melted, and the forecast melting of the ice cap only refers to the short summer season as the sea ice would continue to re-form in the winter.

I remain profoundly sceptical of these forecasts of a partially ice-free Arctic Ocean, as natural cycles of excessive and deficient ice indicate huge variations from decade to decade.

In the late 1930's it was confidentally predicted that there would be no pemanent sea ice in the Arctic by 1999, and yet in the late1960's and early 1970's there was growing concern within the scientific community that the northern hemisphere was slipping into another 'little ice age.'

September 2005
Total rainfall: 61.9mms
Wettest day: 25.4mms 15th
Days with rain: 13
Coolest day: 15.0c 16th
Warmest day: 27.0c 5th
Average temperature: 16.1c

NB

Have a break...

by wensum24 @ 03/10/2005 - 09:38:36

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

~The male path is indeed a simple and strange one!


 
 

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