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  • Popemobil...???

    The Pope had just finished a tour of Great Britain and was taking a limousine to the airport.
    Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much choice, so he climbed in the back of the limo and the Pope took to the wheel.
    The Pope then headed onto the M1 and started accelerating to see what the limo could do. Well he gets to about 110 mph and, WHAM!, there are the blue lights of our friendly motorway law enforcing police officer in his mirror.
    He pulled over and the cop came to his window.
    Well the policeman, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please, I need to call in."
    The cop radioed in and asks for the chief constable. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."
    The chief replys "Who is it, not Ken Livingstone again ?"
    The cop says, "No, even more important."
    The chief replies, "It's the local MP then, is it ?"
    The policeman replies "No, even more important."
    "It's isn't Tony Blair is it ?"
    "No, more important", replies the trooper.
    "Well WHO the hell is it the?", screams the chief.
    "I don't know " says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

    ~~~

    Music: P.O.B.B.: Imperial March

  • अंग्रेज़ी

    The English language? What does it do for you?
    Well, think of all those millions trying to learn things like this...

    Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

    When the stars are out, they are visible,
    When the lights are out, they are invisible.

    How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different?

    There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

    If brother becomes Brethren, why doesn't mother become Methren?

    If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

    How come Writers write but Fingers don't fing?
    And Grocers don't groce and Hammers don't ham?

    A lone mouse can transform into a whole set of mice,
    But it's impossible for a single house to become a whole block of hice.

    Although the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, we must be grateful for small mercies of the language that the feminine pronouns after 'She' don't become 'Shis' and 'Shim'.

    You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
    in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
    in which you fill in a form by filling it out
    and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

    We are a strange lot to have noses that run and feet that smell.

    If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?

    Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"?

    英語
    ภาษาอังกฤษ
    الإنجليزية
    ~~~

    Music: Mykel Angel: Hathi Mere Sathi

  • kimchi and Indian tea

    Some silliness that I remembered tonight, whilst eating kimchi; things that I would live for over and over again in my life so far;

    Flying for the first time, a moment of pure magic

    My first kiss

    My family

    Seeing the aurora borealis with my dad aged 6

    Giving

    Karaoke in Japan, singing, "Live Forever"

    Seeing Calcutta from the air

    Representing Britain in France

    Representing France in Britain U-(

    Planting a tree at least 25+ times every year since I was 11

    Walking the Delta works of Holland before completion

    Being mis-directed to the WRONG plane in Abu-Dhabi and having the time of my life across the continents~~~

    Meeting Heather Nova

    Being presented with an India flag

    Believing my relative's navigation skills in a prominent French sea port, when we headed the ferry embarkation lane, taking the WRONG turning, upon his screaming "that way!!", and seeing the ENTIRE line of passenger cars follow us into 45 minutes of hell!
    :no:

    Being told, to my ear, 'I like you"

    followed, 15 seconds later, by "I love you"

    Coming round from anaesthetic after a serious operation, and seeing someone whom I loved smiling at me, reminding me of the importance of living.

    ~~~

    Blog buddies, what are your fondest or craziest memories?? Is there anything you'd love to do again?

    ~~~

    Music: Dissidenten: Fata Morgana
    Ravj Prasad: Ounj

  • 日本の授業

    The Japanese, like the British are an island people with a multitude of characteristics and beliefs, almost incomprehensible to the world, but it's something as island nations we can perhaps relate to. The British have more than enough oddities, and here are some I learnt in the far-east, with a few fascinating facts thrown-in;

    The Japanese will often cover their thumbs in the event of a passing hearse, as it is believed if the do not, their parents may soon die. The reason being that in Japanese the thumb is called, 'oya yubi' which means 'parent finger.'

    In Japanese superstition, snakes can be attracted if you whistle at night...the saying "Yoru ni kuchibiru wo fuku to hebi ga kuru" means, "If you whistle at night, a snake will come (into your house)" and it dates from the Edo period, (1603-1867) when whistling was a sign used by burglars as a form of communication or warning, therefore such a memory lingers on, and whistling continued to be associated with thieves, and for someone to whistle was seen as inviting misfortune, burglary, or bad luck into the home, and one of the most srtriking symbols of evil came to be linked with the taboo.

    The cutting of one's nails at night is to be avoided, according to Japanese superstition, which says this will bring about an early death; "Yoru ni tsume wo kiru to hayaju ni suru" and also that your parents will die in your absence; "Yoru ni tsume wo kiru to oya no shi ni me ni aenai" which is to say, you will die before they will. Two reasons behind these superstitions are, firstly, during the Edo period, cutting one's nails was unwise due to lack of night light, and secondly, the Japanese word 'Yotsume", (cutting your nails at night), is remarkably similar to "Yo wo tsumeru" meaning 'cut a short life'!

    "Lightning bolts will take your navel" ("Kaminari ha heso wo toru" in Japanese), is often said to children by parents as a warning to little ones charging outside innappropriately dressed, urging them to wear a sensible kimono. In traditional Japan, it was said that cold weather can lead to diarrhea, (God this word has cropped up a lot on my recent posts, sorry!), cramps, or undesirable stomach problems, and therefore people wore precautionary Haramaki, (long pieces of cloth wrapped round the tummy) to ensure warm stomachs for their children. As a sudden drop in temperature follows lightning and thunderstorms generally, parents warned their children in vain, and this expression was used to make certain their kids dressed sensibly, in the fear of the lightning stealing away their belly-butttons!

    Have you ever wondered why anime characters have unnaturally large eyes? Well, if you go back to the creator, or founder of this art, Osamu Tezuka started drawing his famous Astroboy, while inspired by Betty Boo and her big eyes, after Astro Boy's success, known in Japan as Tetsuwan Atom, manga in other fields copied the style, and it entrenched itself as an essential element.

    As for the name we know so well "JAPAN" this probably must credit Portuguese sailors, traders and missionaries, as the first westerners to visit the interior of Japan. (There were also Dutch too.) By this time, 'Zipangu' or 'Jipangu' was being used for present day Japan, as northern Chinese were calling it 'Jihpenkuo'. However, another theory states it is from the Dutch words 'Japan' taken from 'Yatpun' the name the southern Chinese gave to Japan, as the Portuguese and Dutch of the time were dissinterested in using the native Nihon or Nippon.

    by lauren6

    ~~~

    Colour: Red, gold and green
    Music: Bhakta: In Between Moments
    Angels Tears: Midbar Sinai
    Karmix: Sabhyata

  • ประเทศไทย

    The forest is a peculiar organism of unlimited kindness and benevolence that makes no demands for its sustenance and extends generously the products of its life and activity; it affords protection to all beings.
    -Buddhist Sutra

    Some more Thai tree beliefs...

    Nang Yaem (Cleredendron fragans).

    This Thai shrub has fragrant flowers and is easy to propagte due to it's far-flung underground root system, which have a habit of spring-up anywhere to the point of it being considered rather obtrusive. Thai belief taught me during my trip, that the Nang Yaem will transform into a "phi" upon old age, disrupting the decorum and pelting the houses with stones. In Thai Nang Yaem means "to open slightly in bloom" or "the peeping of a damsel", and therefore it became a frequent visitor to Thai erotic literature.

    Champi and Champa (Michelia champaka).

    Two varieties of a tree which bear a scented, creamy white flower, (Champi), and a yellowish one always eagerly sought for floral decoration, (Champa). As both are of a soft wood variety, neither are planted near houses in Thailand.

    Phutaraksa (Canna Sp.).

    This, in Thai, means "Buddha's protection") and is cultivated inside due to it's very beautiful flowers, though some Thais hesitate to grow it near a dwelling, which is amost certainly due to the name of Buddha, and superstition dictates anything sacred or connected to "phi" should be located away from an inhabited house.

    Saraphi, Phikun and Chan are seldom found growing in private gardens, but interestingly can bfrequently be seen within royal palace, temple or 'wat' compounds. The planting of these trees in a private garden will invite misfortune, at some time or other, so Thai superstition states.
    by lauren6

    ~~~

    Recoiling

    Shivers from refrained gluttony
    soaking the unrestrained culinary-
    delight laying before a birthday-
    party , filling up my life - serenade-
    her departing, the time slipped
    between fingers still seeking-
    you, hugging on castle steps
    hot as fire that wept -
    extinguished hopes clear as ice-
    cold feeling, three years -
    going-on-four, still reaching-
    over clifftops recalling.

    really fly ~~

    Music: Associates: Party Fears Two
    DJ Shadow: Fixed Income

    ~~~

    พบไม้งามเมื่อยามขวานบิ่น
    Pob mai ngarm muea yam kwan bin.
    (Found a nice tree when your axe is broken)
    Find beauty later in life

  • reverent food

    Last night after a day without breakfast or lunch, I pigged-out with friends at Pedros Mexican restaurant in the city, and loved every minute of it. Needing help to walk from the car park, as all the free spaces were taken, (or attempting to be by a chappy who could neither reverse nor decide), and I went multi-story with Maxi Jazz accompanying me, with Faithless: Reverence, only one, yes one space was free on an evening gradually turning white with frost upon frost and -3 on the in-car thermometer...8pm and my space? that bloody-awful one which 'fits' between the girder that resembles a rugby post, and the out lane from the floor above, I'm sure you know the place...that's why it's still vacant in an otherwise packed 900-space cp. Well, I got in easily enough, just as Maxi Jazz growled 'and get off the race track' but then could not get out of my car...I tried three further manoeuvres until finally I managed...my spine makes car parking for more important than ever before!

    Helped across the city to Pedros, inside was heaving, and I chose chicken and chilli tortilla, salad and corona beer. After a freezing walk and 24 hours without food, this was so good! Normally, I leave this place aching from the swells of excess, but last night, no, I felt comfortable, and those kidney beans have a sensational 'warming' effect.
    :.

    Blog buddies, what's for supper tonight?

    Music: Faithless: Reverence
    Earl Zinger: Song 2wo
    Jakatta: It Will Be
    Ian Brown: F.E.A.R

    ~~~

    Faithless: Reverence
    Watch me ride...

    Take the words and the bass,
    Taste, and then swallow me,
    You're chasing the devil,
    Cos you're level if you follow me
    For quality, and I make no apology
    For linking my thinking with computer technology.
    Cos this is like a modern day hymn,
    For the new church,
    I search for the truth,
    I've got a hole in my tooth
    I'm Uncouth, yes sir, I'm from the street university
    Where we learn to earn even in times of adversity.
    And always find the easy way out of a hard time
    petty crime sometimes,
    But now I'm inclined to find
    A fresh direction,
    Check out the funky section.
    Cos this is the part where I start to rip up words,
    A comfort coming straight from my heart,
    I'm not a mystic,
    My views are realistic, simplistic,
    One special brew I get pissed quick,
    And get sick so I don't do it no more,
    I won't find peace of mind,
    Rolling around on the floor.
    The point I want to make is
    you can never escape from your fate,
    The mistake is to take without giving,
    From within,
    You know how I'm living,

    I'm cool. I'm looking after myself,
    And I could never place wealth before my spirit,
    I feel it's unhealthy,
    The devil creep around you so stealthy, stealthy
    Till ya get bold, rush the gold,
    And before ya time is over,
    Ya soul is sold, where's it gettin ya?
    Competition starts swearing ya,
    Golddiggers setting you up,
    Soon be forgetting your existence?
    Do ya need a for instance,
    I hafta admire your persistence
    In sticking to a game plan,
    That brings ya pain man,
    And at the end of the day nothing is gained,
    So listen to the voice within,
    I'll see ya later,
    Pay heed to the Grand Oral Disseminator.

    I keep lying and trying,
    Denying the call from inside
    Ya can't hide responsibility
    So decide from today just who it's going to be,
    Thou shalt have no other god but me,
    So set ya free see,
    But you'll have to listen,
    And who's that false idol
    I see you kissing?
    Money, success and untold wealth, good health
    And all ya have to do is love yourself.
    It's a fact you'll attract all the things that ya lack,
    So just chill
    And get off the race track
    And take a pace back, face facts,
    It's your decision,
    You don't need eyes to see,
    You need vision,
    Continue to view the lord as being separated
    And you're living a lie that's been perpetrated,
    For many centuries, I wanna mention,
    These facts in my rap,
    I don't sing,
    But I wanna share the peace that it brings,
    My name is G.O.D.
    The Grand Oral Disseminator...

  • เข้าเมืองตาหลิ่วให้หลิ่วตาตาม

    เข้าเมืองตาหลิ่วให้หลิ่วตาตาม
    kao muang dta lew hai lew dta dtam
    When you enter a town where people wink, wink as they do.

    Good morning!

    Every foreign trip I've made, the trees have always been important to me, and the happiest places I've visited around the world, have been those blessed with an abundance of green.

    Today, I wish to share some Thai beliefs and superstitions regarding their own beautiful trees. Thailand has some lush forests, and even many cities enjoy some fine gardens, though the country that only a couple of decades ago could boast, (off the top of my head), around 80% cover with tropical forest, has lost at least twenty per cent of that from massive developments. However, the vegetation still impressed me greatly, as did the people, the elderly with so much to teach, the young with so much of their culture to show, Thailand to me is a nation of culture, honour, beauty and deep sensitivity, and I wish more farang would see it that way.

    Soak (Saraka indica).

    This means 'anguish' or 'sorrow' in Thai, which is perhaps not the best name a tree can have, (though we ourselves have the Weeping Willow). It is thought to possibly be from the Indian asoka bearing red clusters of flowers, together with it's pleasant fragrance. Indian belief suggests it flowers after being "struck by the foot of a beautiful damsel". Indeed, in Sanskrit, 'asoka' means sorrowless, but in transit, the word lost it's original meaning, through the ommission of it's accent, became 'soak' or 'sok' in Thai, meaning the complete opposite of sorrowless!

    Lanthom.

    Known as the 'Temple or Pagoda Flower Tree' or frangipani. The Thai word 'rathom' rather resembles Lanthom, and means 'apony' and is something of a taboo. This tree is often found near a Wat or Thai monastery, and belief informs us and unlucky or ill will lose it's negative effects.

    Rak (Calotropis gigantea).

    The Araka of India, the flowers of this tree hang round criminals necks in the form of garlands, when they are led to execution. Thailand hosts these trees, growing wild in deserted dry regions, and the flowers made into floral tributes used for cremations. The trunk and branches have a milky sap. Recently, it has almost become the norm for bride and bridegrooms to wear a garland made from these flowers, due to the lovely fact that 'rak' means 'love' in Thai.

    Tau Rang (Caryota mitispalmae).

    A palm tree, which has poisonous fruit walls from it's berries. Can be found in ornamental homes are arboretum in Europe, however, in Thailand, the second syllable of the word 'tau rang' resembles another word meaning abandonement or deserted. There, this point and the poisonous nature of it's fruit makes it somewhat un-economic and a little taboo in Thailand.

    Sala and Rakam (Zallaca wallichianapalmae).

    Two trees which are very alike, these ratan-like palms have sharp spines around the stem. In Thai, 'sala' means 'foresaken' while 'rakam' means 'affliction' therefore you will not find them near a home, or in a garden. However, their edible fruits, often sour, but some regions produce sweet flavours, have high commerical value. Gardeners will though, plant them as hedges, thanks to their sharp spines which adds some security within.

    by lauren6

    ~~~

    Just now the sky, the streets, the houses, the people, are all dingy grey. There is neither light nor shade from morning to night.

    -M.S. Holland, November 30th, 1879

  • funny old game...

    11th November, 1997: England have drawn with Italy in Rome, Man U have beaten Juventus. The Premier League is clearly the best league in the World and England will win the World Cup without breaking into a sweat.
    18th March, 1998: England have been beaten by Chile, Man U are knocked out of the Champion's League by Monaco. English players have no skill and England will go out in the first round of the World Cup.
    It all happened in the space of just over 4 months!!

    Scholes spent less time on the left wing than Tony Blair.
    - F365 review of England's dire performance v Slovakia

    "I wouldn't trust Newcastle’s back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels."
    - Jonathan Pearce, as Newcastle are beaten in the FA Cup by Wolves 3-2

    "Where the hell did Sunderland get the unmitigated gall to call their new ground The Stadium Of Light?"
    - Danny Kelly, 'Football's Great Imponderables', F365.Com

    Join the Royal Air Force.
    - Billboard ad displayed during England v Argentina friendly in Switzerland

    Percentage Swearing Complete: Rooney 97%; Keane 83%; Chomsky 65%.
    - Some alternative Premiership statistics from BBC's "Broken News"

    To think of football as merely 22 hirelings kicking a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and cat-gut, Hamlet so much ink and paper. It is conflict and art.
    - JB Priestley

    "I want to believe in Houllier's Liverpool. I want to detect a grand plan. I want to stop shouting vulgarities at TV screens every time I spot Vladimir Smicer. Trouble is, I can't do any of these things. I can't look at Djimi Traore without seeing a new-born pony."

    - Vincent Hogan, "The Irish Independent"

    "I can't beleive they gave Giggs a yellow in the box!"
    - Homer, watching a Man Utd game in England, "The Simpsons"

  • Birch

    Silver Birch - Betula alba, Betula pendula
    Common Birch, Hairy Birch, Downy Birch - Betula verrucosa, Betula pubescens

    I never saw a discontented tree. They grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we do. They go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day, and through space heaven knows how fast and far!
    ~John Muir

    Traditionally, it is reputed, that Birch trees were the favourites of mythical creatures inhabiting the Russian forests, known as 'Genii of the Forest' or 'Forest Devils', and from the treetops could view the world. And it was also said that by cutting birch branches and placing them in a circular form pointing inwards, beckoned these 'Forest Devils.' Indeed, placing a birch branch above the door of a house was believed to provide ptotection against evil spirits and misfortune.

    Russian tales speak of how the top of the birch tree is inhabited by the Mother of God, and in Estonia, the birch symbolises all that is true to their own belief.

    To the people of the North, the Birch represented the spirit of Freya, the Great Mother Goddess of Scandinavian mythology, with the firm belief that things may only be lucky if the Birch is present.

    The Druids believed the birch represented renewal, rebirth and inception as it was the earliest tree in leaf. It was referred to as the "Lady of the Woods", and together with the Elder, was said to stand either side of December 23rd, ("Nameless Day"). Indeed, when the glaciers from the last ice age retracted to the far North, the Birch was the first tree to touch the vast emptiness left by the ice.

    It's worth noting here that Ancient people called Birch ‘the Mother Tree’, due to it's pioneering spirit that gave a new habitat suitable for a whole host of less hardy plants and flowers. The 17th century naturalist and diarist, John Evelyn, summarises perfectly the land of the lovely Birch: “cannot well be too barren; for it will thrive both in the dry, and the wet, sand and stony, marshes and bogs; the waterfalls, and uliginous parts of forests that hardly bear any grass, do many times spontaneously produce it in abundance whether the place be high or low and nothing comes amiss to it.”
    There we see the Birch is an extremely strong tree, mightier even than the Oak, and it's slender appearance hides a capacity to grow in the most undesireable of places. The Birch symbolises cleanliness and purity and has accomplished a great many roles, such as the providing of brooms, axes, cloth, and manufacture of children's cradles.

    It's use for writing parchment is worth a special mention, as traditionally the bark of the Birch, noted for being durable, was used because of the smooth texture, light sating shade, with many fossilised examples being discovered.

    Medicinally the oil from the bark was often used to treat skin conditions and depression. Tea can be made from birch leaves, as a spring tonic, and also contains vitamin C and flavonoids as well as cleansing properties, as it is capable of destroying harmful bacteria in the kidneys and urinary tract, can lower blood cholesterol as well as stimulate bile flow. People have used it with success for urinary infections, gout and as a ‘blood cleanser’ in degenerative diseases, such as arthritis and rheumatism. Indeed, extremely strong brews have been used as disinfectant lotions for skin diseases, such as herpes, facial spots, and so on.
    Muscular pains have been known to be cured by Birch, and the sap used in the manufacture of wine, beer and vinegar. It is the rod of a Birch that Robin Red Breast used to slay the Wren in a furze or gorse bush on Saint Stephen's Day. In Wales, the Birch is seen as a tree of love and wreaths of Birch woven as love tokens. Its trunk was frequently used to form the traditional maypole.

    The well known term "birched" was used in order to drive away evil spirits. Birch twigs made suitable gifts to newlyweds to represent fertility. Witches, it is said, bound Birch with Ash for their broomsticks, or "besoms" (as is heard in Harry Potter!).

    The Silver Birch is frequently found forming a spreading group on sandy soil and is the ost common type of Birch in Europe, making an elegant tree with lean trunk, soft branches and a smooth bark occasionally reaching 100 feet. There can be few lovelier feelings than being within a birch wood under spring sun and gentle breeze!
    Like poppies on disturbed ground, the Birch is one of the first to colonize an area recently exposed. A deciduous tree, living to about 50, is cultivated in North America, where it is normally called the Weeping Birch. It is indegenous to Europe and can be found in the contrasting climates of Sicily to Iceland, with it's name meaning "bright" or "shining" in Indo-European and Sanskrit...but also possible that it evolved from Anglo-Saxon "Beorgan" which means "to protect and shelter".

    As for the Celtic types of character, associated with birch, the "full moon" and "new moon", the former individual can be seen as impulsive and introspective, even emotional, though inclined to be subjective. These types have deep-rooted resolve and self-belief in tackling obstacles, and thus a tenacity to pursue life's goals. The "full moon" Birch individual possesses a wide-eyed vision and purpose, with great clarity, and also more objective and extroverted than the "new moon" counterpart. Though a word of caution, as this may draw the individual away from reality, and hindering a clear-sighted judgement, at times.

    Generally, Birch individuals show determination, reslience and ambition, being keen to reach pursuits, making fine leaders, organisers and strategists. Setbacks are no hindrance, due to a burning desire for success, shown in a hard-working nature, together with admirable qualities of patience and persistence, triumph inevitably follows in due course. Birch types ore loyal, reliable and usually trustworthy, also sociable though reticent in showing affection, and those who the share their time. Also, personal faults are not readily admitted by such people, due to a high goal-getting ambition, and cynicism may creep-in. Such is their character, that a regimented, ordered lifestyle are best adopted, as society labels them 'workaholic'. A nature that shows a serious side, even a tad dull, the inner wish is to be less so, leading to some identity concerns, and also health issues, which is at odds with a basically fine inner resilience. Birch people tend to lay low in life, even in high profile positions, remaining modest and moneywise, protecting their hard graft.

    However, their is a pessimistic angle, with great personal demands heaping pressure on themselves leading to loneliness, and a tendency to marry later in life, but seperations of any kind are not by the choice of the Birch.

    These types need a target to aim for, so as to fend-off inadequacy, depression or, as we saw, pessimism. Such is their potential, that theyy need to strive hard to achieve this calling.

    -by lauren6

    Gemstone: The Birch gemstone is Rock Crystal, a naturally-occuring substance with the ability to render invisible light visible through the means of refraction. It is formed from clear, lustrous quartz and was first discovered in the Alps, at which time it was believed to be a kind of ice or "krystallos."

    Flower: The flower of the Birch is the Common Daisy, which blooms from the earliest days of Spring until late in the Autumn and covers the ground with its flat leaves so closely that nothing can grow beneath them. It is said that the Daisy awakens with the Sun and sleeps with the Moon.
    novareiina
    ~~~

    I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines.
    ~Henry David Thoreau

  • if the kids are united...

    TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

    First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
    They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes.

    Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
    We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
    We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
    No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

    We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
    We mad e up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live in us forever.

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.They actually sided with the law!
    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
    The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
    We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
    And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!

  • put them lights out

    In Japan, last year, my wonderful host father drove me in and around Chiba, and at intersections, traffic-lights, crossings etc, I noticed sudden dimness, as most of the waiting vehicles turned off their lights...my host father more often than not, kept his on, but when I asked him the reason for the sudden blackness, leavng only the glaring red stop sign, he informed me that it is basic Japanese manners, which is still actually taught in driving school, and particularly welcomed by taxi drivers, who feel it wrong to dazzle and blind the driver in front of you, or on the opposite side of the road.

    However...it is also not unheard of for pedestrians to be hit by vehicles who have failed to switch the lights back on again!!
    These manners, while very endearing, need 100% adherence so as to avoid something very rude happening!!

    -Have you any funny driving stories?

    ~~~

    The weather, which your Ladyship dislikes, has been so mild here, after the worst of all summers, that whole November has appeared to me delightful.
    -Walpole, November 29th, 1792

    ~~~

    Colour: cognac
    Music: Lava: Vem Para Ficar

  • chemical tests over England & Wales

    My father wrote a very eerie letter today, following some research, and I thought I would also post it on my blog...

    'I write in connection with the chemical tests conducted over Norwich 41 years ago, and their possible connection with a statistically high incidence of cases of cancer of the oesophagus.

    As reported in the Evening News, (5th July), documents obtained by this newspaper, detailed the dates mainly in 1964. When the city was subjected to airborne clouds of a very dangerous mixture of zinc calcium sulphide, and the subsequent particular Home Office involvement in the Norwich trial, before their scientists shifted their attention to Dorset.

    In 1967 Porton Down scientists, responsible for these tests admitted that cadmium causes 'major weakness, pains in limbs and abdomen, headache and laboured breathing.' It also causes lung cancer, diarrhoea, vomiting and fibrosis scarring, and because of these properties it was considered by the allies for use as a chemical weapon during the second world war, thus proving it's lethal qualities were known prior to the instigation of the tests.

    Amazingly, by the end of the series of flights no part of England and Wales escaped being sprayed by the lethal cocktail, but crucially some areas were literally blanketed by the substance.

    In September 1958 an aircraft 'engaged' a specific target area with the spray, centered on Coventry.

    On the assumption that Norwich also was the recipient of a heavy dose of these toxins, would it not be very useful medically to compare the Coventry statistics of mortality with those of Norwich?

    In retrospect, even making due allowance for the very real dangers, (not to mention hysteria), of the cold war period, it is alarming that responsible scientists should knowingly endanger the health and well-being of their own countrymen.'

  • 日本三

    Japanese culture has particular interest in the spiritual role of the number three. It has found a position in Japanese social life, history, entertainment and even students within the educational framework are taught the disciplines and significance of this number regarding social norms.
    The degree of respect afforded the number three can be measured by the belief that Japanese businesses who start their name with the character 3 have a certain chance of success.
    But it is not only restricted to business, as many proverbs and superstitions previal to this day which involve 'three'. Entertainment offers a relationship between three and sports, places and foods, such as sumo which demonstrates three. In cuisne, Japan has the 'three colours lunch' known throughout the country, and one can find many place and station names that start with three.
    Japanese history teaches us about Shotoku Taishi, a creator of the first political history thesis, lectured that 'three is to be valued in the sense of harmony, and an avoidance of wanton opposition to be honoured'.
    Shinto has the three-element rule, which shows us the relationship and place of humans with regards the universe.
    Indeed, when one asks a Japanese of his/her favourite number, three is the most likely answer.
    -lauren6

    ~~~

    7 is considered lucky by most cultures.
    13 is considered unlucky by most Western cultures.
    666 is considered evil by some Christians because it is the number of the "beast" according to the Bible (Revelation 13:18).

    ~~~

    the zip just went that way
    to a place I can't find
    searching and seeking in vain
    eyes never noticed the rain
    when the mighty one above
    decided the switch must be 'off'
    In darkness I contemplate
    searching an unknown fate
    The gold turned to moonlight
    and the red bricks with stage fright
    closed along narrow lanes
    concealing already hidden pains
    of this fastidious life
    inclined to escape damnable strife

  • weather lore

    Just a very few examples of weather lore

    If clouds are gathering thick and fast,
    Keep sharp look out for sail and mast,
    But if they slowly onward crawl,
    Shoot your lines, nets and trawl.

    If wooly fleeces deck the heavenly way, Be sure no rain will mar a summer's day

    Mackerel sky, mackerel sky - never long wet, never long dry.
    Herringbone Sky, neither too wet nor too dry.

    When clouds appear like rocks and towers,
    the earth's refreshed with frequent showers.

    If the morning sky is red, the ewe and her lamb will go wet to bed.

    The evening red and morning gray
    Are sure signs of a fine day,
    But the evening gray and the morning red,
    Makes the sailor shake his head.

    Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
    Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning. (extremely well-known that one!!)

    If clouds look as if scratched by a hen. Get ready to reef your topsails then.

    Halo around the sun or moon, rain or snow soon. (This one I always believe!!)

    If you see the underside of the leaves in the gentle breeze, it will rain before your sneeze.

    No weather is ill when the wind is still.

    Smoke curling downward, poor weather.

    Waning Moon. Plant biennials, perennials, bulb and root crops.

    Waxing Moon. Plant annuals that produce their yield above ground.

    When your joints all start to ache, rainy weather is at stake. (owwwww, my spine...)

    Yellow sky at sunset, wind in the morrow.

    ~~~

    Music: Mena Solar: Mi Vida (Time to go mix)

  • the unspoken forever

    a sky filled with feeling
    -illuminating a heart bleeding
    kneeling on grass dampened
    -weighed down by mood saddened
    I realised the warmth sought
    -sunshine had already brought

    ~~~

    Colour: Goldenrod and sienna
    Music: Patentia: Remember Me...every feeling I presently feel within the sound of this song...superb!!
    Thought: sunset over the sea

  • Japanese numerical superstition

    The number "Four" in Japanese is shi. "Death in Japanese is also pronounced shi." for this reason most Japanese try to avoid that sound.

    Indeed, there are some hospitals in Japan that still avoid the numbers, 4, 9, 14, 19, or 42 for any of it's rooms.

    Number 9 is pronounced ku in Japanese, which also rhymes with other words meaning pain or worry.

    Number 42 is pronounced shi-ni which gloomily means, 'to die'.

    Number 420 is shi-ni-rei meaning a dead spirit, and number 24 is ni-shi or double-death.

    Maternity wards of some hospitals, especially, avoid the use of the number 43, shi-zan, because the meaning is 'still-birth.'

    The combination, 964.
    This is quite unlucky because 9 (ku) sounds like "suffering" (kurushimu), 96 (kuro) sounds like "troubles" kuro-suru, and 4 (shi) sounds like death (shinu).

    -by lauren6

  • Alder

    The Alder ( March 18 - April 14 )

    Childhood Alder memory by lauren6

    I grew up along the Wensum, and marvelled at seeing swans passing beneath Alder trees, until one stormy night, one of our Alders was taken. But they are very tough and resilient, especially when they appear to defy gravity reaching across the water. After the loss of our Alder, it regenerated at rapid speed, healthier than ever...and so was I too!

    The Druids believed that the Alder could link both male and female principles and thus create a harmony between the two. In the Tyrol it was believed the Alder was used by sorcerers. Courage and the evolving spirit are associated with this tree, which has also been considered a tree of death and resurrection, and may have been, together with poplar, used in the fe rod, kept in pre-Christian cemeteries for the measuring of graves and corpses. This type of fe rod was used only by an appointed official, and believed to have been carved with an Ogham inscription. It has been found that bridges, boats, clogs and milk jugs were made from Alder wood, which has the quality of resisting the rotting element of water. Magical whistles, flutes and pipes were also made using Alder.

    Such was the reverence of the Alder, that it's felling was a considered a crime, folklore believing this would lead to the angry tree spirit taking revenge by burning down houses! Though, it can truly be seen that the tree does indeed 'bleed' upon being felled, turning from white to red, with red dyes being made from the bark, brown dyes from the twigs, and green dyes from the flowers of this tree.

    The Alder is recorded as a Faery tree sacred to Bran, and accordingly oracular in nature, frequently used in divination.

    Medicinally used to aleviate the problem of fleas and boils. Also the Alder can be used to cure cuts and burns.
    Remedy: Boil the bark, them grind it and rub it on the cut or burn.

    In Irish legend, the Alder created the first human male, (the Rowan creating the first female.)

    The common Alder is a feature of lowland rivers and streams, a deciduous, sometimes considered melancholic tree, happy in the company of Willows, Poplars and Aspens. (In my old garden, they grew alongside Ash under annual flooding.) It compares with the willow by growing from a stump, allowing regeneration after flooding and in favourable conditions may reach 65 feet. In North America, European Alder is sold as"Black Alder" the timber of which is often oily and used in underwater foundations, indeed parts of Venice and many mediaeval Cathedrals have foundations of Alder pilings.

    On the continent of Europe, cigar-boxes have been made from Alder, with the branches making good charcoal, also valuable in the manufacter of gunpowder. Heated Alder leaves inside bags, have been known to cure Alpine peasants rheumatic conditions when covered with these bags. The Alder is also eaten by horses, cows, goats and sheep, though the swine refuses it, and many believe horses tongues turn black after eating Alder.

    Regarding individuals, the "new moon" and "full moon" according to Celtic Tree Signs, (the former covering the first two weeks of a month, the latter, the final two weeks), the "new moon" Alder individual is most restless, unsettled and indecisive, though personal courage and sincerity remain firmly in place, this type may do no harm in slowing down, taking stock of their environment and actions, even giving reconsideration every now and then. The "full moon" Alder is rather persuasive, radiating a persona of confidence towards life, though they lack the verve and and vibrant energy of the "new moon" Alder. With thoughtful positioning, and timing, these individuals can become extremely successful, coming through a crisis situation.

    Generally, Alder individuals are quite powerful, adventurous and more than able to go it alone, frequently disappearing out of sight of friends and family alike. A good ally may be found in these very courageous and powerful individuals, though they retain their own fighting spirit. However, their restlessness and adventurous nature may take them to places or situations that are ill-advised and foolhardy. A nature, incidentally, that is also very competitive which pushes them to the limit, often to the benefit of others, and unfortunately to their own detriment. The Alder individual, being adventurous is likely to explore new territory, open doors to new areas of possibility, and such bravery greatly adds to a leadership quality. Though a selfish streak may be found, along with a short-fuse on occasions, to the extent of making enemies. Homour is a big plus for Alder individuals, who are said to have, "a well -honed sense of humour verging on barbed or satirical" and often playing the joker, as they are decidedly physical people, full of energy, (even seen as hyperactive by some), living life to the full almost 24/7.

    Risk-taking is not unusual for the self-reliant and impetuous Alder who are dedicated workers, who can also show affection, charm, gentility and inspire much loyalty in other. They are usually accommodating too. These individuals make fine entrepreneurs, with a fondness for flambuoyancy and an attraction to danger.

    Regarding friendship, the Alder ego is high, though their need for acknowledgement can be seen as a liability. The competitive nature can see a defeated Alder throwing in the towel in favour of another pursuit. With the assurance of a fulfilling pursuit, such as humanitarian causes, an Alder will excel. The psychology of an Alder is seen as uncomplicated, with a freewill to express an opinion quite openly. A passionate heart and need for love, marriage is a step often taken quickly, though they may make prized lovers, their suitability as spouses is a little less so, due to the need for personal freedom. The Alders parenting qualities however are without question, ranking amongst the very best. Alders need to realise the importance of diplomacy in order to guard against fruitless disputes.

    by lauren6

    R. Rapin's poem highlights the origin of the Alder (and Willow);

    'De Hortorum Cultura'
    'Of watery race Alders and Willows spread
    O'er silver brooks their melancholy shade,
    Which heretofore (thus tales have been believed)
    Were two poor men, who by their fishing lived;
    Till on a day when Pales' feast was held,
    And all the town with pious mirth was filled,
    This impious pair alone her rites despised,
    Pursued their care, till she their crime chastised:
    While from the banks they gazed upon the flood,
    The angry goddess fixed them where they stood,
    Transformed to sets, and just examples made
    To such as slight devotion for their trade.
    At length, well watered by the bounteous stream
    They gained a root, and spreading trees became;
    Yet pale their leaves, as conscious how they fell,
    Which croaking frogs with vile reproaches tell.'

    Diviners in search of water hidden underground are known to often use forked branches taken from the Alder tree traditionally called 'Wishing Rods'

    Gemstone: The Alder gemstone is the Ruby, a variety of the Corumdum family (basically aluminum oxide, of which the Sapphire is also a member), which is next in hardness to the Diamond. A stone of glowing, brilliant red, the Ruby was treasured throughout the Orient as the most precious of the gemstones. Rubies were once given as offerings to Buddha in China and to Krishna in India.

    Flower: The flower of the Alder is the Broom...a member of the order of Leguminosae, or pod-bearing tribe. Its long, slender, erect and tough branches were often used in the making of brooms...hence its English name. As a medicinal aid, the Broom (under the name "Genista") is mentioned in the earliest printed herbals, especially of benefit in bladder and kidney afflictions.


    You must knock a long while against an alder-bush before you get a swarm of bees out of it.

    Danish proverb
    ~~~

    Music: Visage: Fade to Grey
    Jam & Spoon: Find Me

    ~~~

    A very hard frost; which is news to us after having none almost these three years.

    -Pepys, November 28th, 1662

  • did you find school boring ??

    In a recent worldwide survey, when asked to answer to the question 'Do you find school boring?' guess which country came out at number 1?

    [Clue: 67% of the people surveyed in the No.1 country answered 'yes' school is boring!!
    Second-placed country was 61%]

    Have a guess, go on~~~

  • Elizabethan superstitions

    Saying "God Bless You" following a sneeze - Elizabethans believed that the devil could enter your body when you opened your mouth to sneeze - the blessing warded off the Devil

    An eclipse was seen as an omen of evil

    It was unlucky for a black cat to cross your path ( Black is the color associated with evil magic and a cat was strongly associated with a witch's familiar

    The 'seventh son of a seventh son' was believed to possess supernatural powers

    It was unlucky to keep the feather of a peacock ( the eye-shape on the feathers of peacocks were seen as the 'Evil-eye')

    Pin bay leaves to your pillow on the Eve of St Valentine, one at each corner and one in the middle and you will then dream of your future husband

    Touch wood to guard against bad luck. This Celtic superstition dates back to the Dark Ages when it was believed that a tree possessed magical powers

    Not to walk under ladders - considered bad luck as ladders are associated with the gallows and executions

    Shoes on a table - If you put shoes on a table it was very bad luck - inviting an imminent death

    Spilling Salt or pepper - Seen as bad luck - the cost of these spices were extremely expensive during the Elizabethan era

  • our feathered friends

    Raven by lauren6

    There are many beliefs attached to our feathered friends, a fraction of which I've written about below;

    Raven:
    The Celts viewed the raven as an important animal, being associated with battles in Ireland and also with goddesses Morrigu or the latter Welsh Morrigan. It was also connected with Brian the Blessed. The raven thought of as the embodiment of paradox, self-importance, contradiction even, representing crises in life, thought necessary for the creation of the new.

    The raven is renowned to be of ill omen and is said to have the worst nature of all birds according to legend, even associated with the Devil. It has supposed power to see into the future, which brought the expression, 'the foresight of a raven'. 'The messenger of death' is attached to ravens by native American Indians, as it has a highly developed sense of smell being able to detect death from a great distance.

    The Tower of London house the world's most famous ravens, who, tradition tells us, will signal the fall of Monarchy and Britian itself, should they leave the famous Tower.

    In the event of a raven croaking, or flying above a house, an omen of sickness, or even death is envisaged. The flight around a chimney, an ill person is seen as having a almost negligable chance of survival, while in Scotland, traditionally, the croaking raven before a hunt will herald a succesful day regarding this pursuit.

    Preening may forecast the imminent approach of rain, while flying toward the sun may be an indication of hot weather in the ensuing days.

    The theft of raven eggs, according to rural England belief, has the dark picture of a baby dying. In Yorkshire, "The Great Black Bird" was a warning to children to behave themselves. A reference to the raven. Kinf Arthur and ravens too have association in the West Country and Wales, where it is believed that upon his death, Kinf Arthur turned into a raven. Though the true nature of the raven may be found in Edgar Allen Poe's poem, entitled simply, 'The Raven.'

    Eagle:
    A bird noted for wisdom and long life in Celtic stories. The eagle represents swiftness, strength, keen sight, and the knowledge of magick. It helps one to see hidden spiritual truths. Universally protected, the eggs of which are precious, so anyone caught stealing them will be troubled restless, it is said. If the eagle is heard to be screeching or hovering over flat land, it is believed to be a precursor of death and disease.

    Hawk (Aracos):
    Celtic tradition, passed down by word-of-mouth, lists the oldest animal as the Hawk of Achill. The hawk, like many other birds, is considered a link between the otherworld and this one. It symbolises clear-sightedness and an alertness of mind reaching longevity. The nightime cry of a hawk during a journey, according to belief, will necesitate extreme caution on the listener's behalf, requiring decisiveness to guard against being thrown off balance.

    Seagull (Faoilean):
    Connected to sea deities, such as the God Manannan mac Lir and the Goddess Don in Celtic Shamanism.

    Swan (Eala):
    A mystical bird who finds its way into several Celtic stories. Its feathers were often used in the ritual cloak of the Bards. Swans are connected with music and song. Swans also help with the interpretation of dream symbols, transitions, and spiritual evolution. The swan is now protected, and sometimes thought of as 'Royal' with Richard the Lionheart, King of England, perhaps bringing the first to the UK from Cyprus after the Third Crusade.In mythology, Zeus appeared as a swan to Leda, though, universally, the swan is dedicated to Apollo the Greek god of music.

    The word swansong has much creedence in the belief that when a swan is dying it sings, giving rise to the word, however, in reality, it hisses.). A swan laying it's head back along it's body may warn of a storm ahead, while another belief informs that a thunderstorm is needed for the hatching of a swan's eggs. Scottish tradition tells that a national disaster may follow the sight of three swans flying together overhead.

    [Some extra info from sudha_c, with grateful thanks: A swan is considered to be very wise,as its believed that that it can separate milk from water and then drink the milk! A swan was used along with the pigeons to carry love messages.]

    Blackbird (Druid-dhubh, Lon Duhb):
    Legends say that the birds of Rhiannan are three blackbirds, which sit and sing in the World Tree of the Otherworlds. Their singing puts the listener into a sleep or a trance which enables him/her to travel to the otherworld.

    Apparently, in England, (Essex to be precise), it's considered very good luck if a blackbird nests on one's roof, (a rather unusual occurance), and blackbird's being territorial by nature, seeing two together also offers the viewer a blessing of good luck!

    Crow:
    Not to be mistaken with Raven or Blackbird, the Crow is the most cunning and devious of these three birds and is sometimes seen as a traitor or malicious trickster associated with air, and sometimes fire. Personally, I quite like the crow, despite it's sometimes tarnished image. (They get stardom on XTC's "Senses Working Overtime").

    As with all black birds, death seems to follow their profile, albeit unfairly, but the crow has the image of misfortune and since ancient times, witchcraft, negativity etchave come to be linked with the crow, which is seen as possessing prophecy, one reason, perhaps, for it's not infrequent usage during fortune telling.

    A crow sitting alone or circling a house symbolises an ill-omen presently at-hand, and crowing alone will highlight this. The abandonement of a rookery, by the whole flock is thought of as a death omen, while the settling or walking of a crow beside water can forewarn us of imminent storms.

    I would like to add that rooks are amongst the most intelligent of birds in the UK, and the RSPB once noted rooks gathering together, seemingly deciding the fate of another 'guilty' bird...a not uncommon sight for 'twitchers' to observe!

    [I would like to add this from sudha_c: A crow is believed to carry the offerings of the last rites performed to the departed soul,and hence crows r invited on these occasions in India.]

    There is a traditional American rhyme which I've added, that is said to have an impact upon your future according to the number of crows seen;

    'One crow, sorrow,
    Two crows, mirth.
    Three crows, wedding,
    Four crows, birth.

    by lauren6

    ~~~

    "Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last."
    Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) Don Quixote

  • le milieu du jour

    living for today
    believing in tomorrow
    remembering yesterday
    all because of now

    | | |

    vie pour aujourd'hui
    croyance au demain
    se rappeler hier
    tous en raison de maintenant

    by lauren6

  • undreamt of cumulonimbus

    Good morning.

    Last night was an interrupted one yet again, though not for the usual shock of spinal pain, or necessity to take the 4-hourly medicine, no, but for the lightning illuminating my bedroom every minute or so. At first, (12:30), I thought it my own fatigue, but when my 1977 shira radio started crackling I realised the clear sky was hiding a charge. This clear sky lightning went on until barely a couple of hours ago, just before sunrise camouflaged the sky's secret. Six hours of cloudless lightning is quite rare here, what about your neighbourhoods??

    I'm happy that two days ago my dear friend called me and asked about me. She is working flat-out and hopefully will be able to revisit me in January, touch wood. She told me Japan is currently cold, but was amazed when I informed her of England's snowfalls.

    Yesterday, Norwich City FC managed a creditable 2-2 draw away to Coventry City, after going a customary two goals down inside 10 minutes, but found some spirit, after losing Huckerby too, and gained an away point. Well done the Canaries.

    I felt great sympathy for the travelling Canaries fans though, as one coach broke down en-route to Coventry's Ricoh Arena, which was followed by their replacement coach also breaking down!!! They reached the game only in time to see Norwich's late, late equaliser.

    The hospital surprised me yet again yesterday. They now announce, (after informing me the MRI will have to wait maybe a year), that I can have it done next month in King's Lynn! It is an admission that Norwich's flagship hospital cannot cope, even with the well-known national problem, and it seems ONLY after my continual pressure to merely be seen was this appointment made.
    I feel victorious in just getting a MRI appointment, eleven months after my injury, and must appreciate the sobering thought that the necessary treatments thereafter will probably incur several more months, or even years of waiting.
    I'm looking at health spas once more!

    What's your indulgence this weekend blog buddies?

    ~~~

    We see a fine white frost over the grass this morning; and I suppose you have rubbed your hands and cried 'Oh Lauk, how cold it is!' twenty times before I write this.
    -Fitzgerald, Geldeston, Beccles, November 27th, 1844

    ~~~

    Colour: Hailstonewhite
    Music: Brazilfunk: Fatback (Bossa mix)
    Orchestra PM: Echo (Bassbins mix)
    Films: Belleville Rendezvous by Sylvain Chomet...wonderful!
    Bridget Jones's Diary

  • what am I ??

    Each morning I appear
    To lie at your feet,
    All day I will follow
    No matter how fast you run,
    Yet I nearly perish
    In the midday sun.

  • ประเทศไทย

    Some Thai beliefs regarding sleep

    (1) Do not sleep with your legs crossed because you will have a suffocating feeling in your dreams
    (2) Do not put your hand across your forehead because nobody will love you.
    (3) Do not eat while lying down because you will become a snake in your next life.
    (4) Do not sleep naked because the angel won't protect you.
    (5) Do not lie down with one knee up because a very violent class of demon will suck your blood.
    (6) Do not sleep under the beam of the house because the ghost will possess you easily.
    (7) Do not sleep near the threshold of the house because you will have a suffocating feeling in your dreams
    (8) Do not sleep on the gaps between the floorboards because a ghost will drag you down the hole.
    (9) Do not count the stars while lying down because it will make your life short.
    (10) Do not sleep in the kitchen because you will marry an old maid/man.
    (11) Do not sleep in the early evening because the ghost will come and take your soul.
    (12) Do not sleep while the sun is setting because you will never get up.
    (13) Do not sleep with your head pointing west because that is where ghosts live.
    (14) Do not lie down and read a book because it will make you stupid.

  • beauty sleep

    nightmare?

  • Linden - Lime

    norwich lime

    Ir prijojau zhlia liepa
    girios vidurely.
    toj liepoj, toj zhaliojoj -
    vario lopishelis.
    O tarn vario lopishely -
    Grazhi merguzhele.
    ~
    I rode up to a green linden,
    in the middle of the woods.
    On that linden, on the green one -
    a copper cradle.
    And in that copper cradle –
    a pretty maiden.

    During the Middle Ages a Prussian tribal leader was given a pardon by the ruling Teutonic Knights, and his way of thanking God was to place Mary's likeness in a nearby linden tree. This linden soon attracted many rumours of miraculous healing and epiphany drew local pilgrims to the Holy Linden, known as Swieta Lipka in Poland. In 1320, with a growing number of visitors, the Teutonic Knights built a shrine to the arbor, but two hundred years later, the knights razed the chapel, and thus hindering Catholic visitors and believers in a religious reversal, with the installation of threatening gallows around the trees. The gallows eventually rotted however, and a great number of Germans and Poles visited the Sanctuary of Our Lady which can be found near Mragowo in the Mazury region of Poland.

    In Polish linden is known as Lipa, and the month of July is known as Lipiec, as the linden blossoms in July, holding great affection amongst Poles. Indeed, old lindens were considered most sacred in Poland, holding a position symbolizing exalted, divine power, valour and victory.

    The Ancient Greeks and Slavs considered the linden as the home of their goddess of love. Besides, the older name of the tree is considered to have been lenta 'a board', having today a different meaning. (Other names are, liepas 'linden' (Tilia). The common name for 'linden', used by the Balts and the Slavs, is linked with the words belonging to the family of the word lipti 'to climb' / to stick to'. )

    As time passed, and Christianity arrived to the region of Poland, Christianity incorporated the legend as the tree of the Blessed Mother. In folktales, the Blessed Mother who would hide in the branches of the linden, only revealing herself to children, and so, many roadside shrines were placed beneath linden trees as a result. This can also be found all over northern France, Benelux, Germany through to Poland and Russia to this very day. Belief also taught us that lightning never strikes a linden tree, thus according it the title of "lucky tree".
    (I might add, that some areas of the Somme battlefields of 1916, when all else was blasted to smithereens, some metal crosses beneath lindens survived, not all of course, but it is incredible to think that any could withstand such shelling and constant pounding.)

    As for the linden itself, it blooms in midsummer, during July, with creamy white, light yellow flowers, extremely well-loved by bees, and thus a great favourite of beekeepers. Old lindens often housed beehives within hollowed trunks. Indeed, bees were imported and such was their esteem, that in 1401, people in Mazowsze passed laws protecting bees and beekeeping. Severe punishment was given to anyone cutting a linden, and bad luck or even death was associated with their felling.

    In courtyards, cemeteries, market squares etc, rings of lindens were frequently the chosen tree, as the linden blossoms attracted a great many bees, the beeswax from which provided candles used in churches.

    Many myths, stories and traditions can be traced back to Ancient Egypt Ancient Greece, Celtic times and the Middle Ages.

    One Greek myth refers to a period when the gods, Zeus and Hermes, paid a visit to the land of mortals checking their behaviour. Whilst in disguise they sought shelter, to no avail, eventually, they came to the house of Philemon and Baucis who welcomed them. As reward for their kindness, Zeus granted them eternal togetherness, transforming Philemon into an Oak and Baucis into a tilia, (lime or linden tree), thus remaining side by side. Indeed, oaks and limes are often seen growing happily together!

    From Celtic times to the Middle Ages, the linden, as we have mentioned, was considered sacred, with judicial cases commonly being heard beneath a linden, as the tree was said to inspire fairness and justice. Royal decree announced the planting of limes along roads for a plentiful supply of it's flowers, and thus aiding medicinal properties. To this day, in England, lime tree avenues are a feature of any town or city.

    Sitting under a linden was said to cure epilepsy and other nervous conditions.

    In folklore medicine, because of its heart-shaped leaves the Lime tree (tilleul) was dedicated to Venus, the goddess of love, and was said to cure all diseases classified under the goddess.

    (Hydrosol of Linden Blossom:
    Linden blossom hydrosol (distilled water) is very well regarded for its soothing and draining effect on the skin and can be used as a facial tonic or added to an aqueous cream for hypersensitive skins. It also relaxes the tissues and will give a feeling of refreshement in the morning if applied as a night cream.)

    Continuing on a therapeutic level, the blooms of the linden, together with honey, could be made into a tea which helped sufferers of colds by inducing sweating and so helping break the fever. Herb teas
    Lime tea/tilleul is used in infusion by many people as a help indigestion and for those who find it difficult to go to sleep. It is a traditional herbal remedy in many countries.Linden absolute can be used in an aromatherapy blend calm and relax mind and body.
    (In Lativa medical infusions are made from linden blossoms) The linden also yields valuable oil used for food.

    In Poland, the linden is much loved, standing for family, faith and the good life.

    In Latvia, a landscape dotted with oaks and lindens grants both these trees the status of national tree. It is not uncommon to see a lone tree amidst a great cultivated field, which is either an oak or a linden. Latvian folksongs often give a nod to both these trees, with the linden symbolically representing a female, and the oak, the male. Latvian for linden is Liepa. Indeed, throught north-eastern Europe, through to Russia, many songs, tales and poems use trees, and the linden as representations of people, the linden always being feminine in interpretation - the dominant theme - as lindens draw such comparisons through their softness, whiteness, colour, etc. In Lithuania, the linden is the most mentioned tree of all.

    The linden is also favoured by carvers of eastern Europe.

    by lauren6

    [Lime tree or Linden tree or tilleul.
    The word lime derives from an Old English word Lynde or Lind.
    The Tilia genus is a family of some 45 deciduous trees spread through the temperate Northern part of the hemisphere.
    Lime trees grow spontaneously in England and many parts of Europe, and can live a very long time, the longest living tree is recorded to be over 700 years old.]

    If thou lookest on the lime-leaf, Thou a heart's form will discover; Therefore are the lindens ever Chosen seats of each fond lover.
    -Heinrich Heine

    ~~~
    Please visit loglady an excellent blog, for soothing tree photos.
    ~~~

    Colour: Hazel
    Music: Ezekius: Come Away With Me (Dancehall mix)
    Max: Deep Love (Bossanova mix) ...cool!
    Brazilian Lounge [Bar de Lune]

    ~~~

    When the weather is fine, as it has been these last three days, I go out at two o'clock, and walk as long as I can without stopping, passing and re-passing the labourers who are chopping wood, looking for all the world like the figures in those pictures of a winter landscape.
    -Madame de Sévigné, November 26th, 1684

  • God only knows

    Some more actual announcements from church bulletins.

    This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.

    Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing: "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

    Thurday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's club. All those wishing to become little mothers, please meet with the minister in his study.

    This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

    On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wanting to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

    A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

    The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Bleser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Delser.

  • gravity keeps us all together

    il est temps de célébrer, tous que nous nous sommes développés
    nous sommes tous ici, pourtant chacun a volé
    aucune matière vos haines de chauffage et persécution
    subreptice
    damnez une telle stupidité et grillez la diversification
    elle est seulement nous ensemble sans égale
    tout le d'autre semble échec condamné avant une suite
    ce jour est autant vôtre qu'il est le mien
    autant nôtres que lui étaient nos s'abstient
    comme appartenant au monde nous prenons pour accordé
    ce jour oublié, aimé, et dorénavant célébré

    ~~~

    It's time to celebrate, all we have grown
    we're all here, yet everyone has flown
    no matter your heated hates and surreptitious persecution
    damn such stupidity and toast the diversification
    it's only us together without equal
    all else seems doomed failing before a sequel
    this day is as much yours as it is mine
    as much ours as it was our forebears
    as belonging to the world we take for granted
    this day forgotten, cherished, and henceforth celebrated

    ~~~

    Music: Grayara feat. Erik Shepard: Gravity

  • "Froehliche Weihnachten"

    Continuing with my theme on trees and also, prompted by my recent trip to Germany, I wrote this;

    Christmas Eve in Germany, legend tell us that rivers will turn to wine, tree blossoms bear fruit, mountains open up revealing hidden precious gems, and church bells may be heard ringing from the bottom of the sea.

    However, a traditional German Christmas is a spectacle in itself, a most important time of year that actually has a beginning on December 6th, St Nicholas Day, which throughout most European countries is the evening when children place a shoe or boot near the fireplace, so during the night St Nicholas, the patron saint of children, skips from house to house carrying the dreaded book of sins, noting all children's misdeeds, but if the children have been good, the shoe or boot will be filled with very delicious seasonal food, though the sinners shoe will be stuffed with twigs instead of eadibles.

    December 21st, the shortest day and longest night, is called St Thomas Day, and in parts of Sauerland, (from whence I've just returned), anyone who awakens late from sleep, or arrives late for work on this day, is given the unwanted title of "Thomas Donkey" in the form of a cardboard donkey, and the figure of fun throughout the day, lighthearted of course, and the finale to the day, is a delicious iced curreant bun called Thomasplitzchen.

    So, this brings us through the heartland of European seasonal tradition, to Christmas Eve, and the presentation of the tree. (Could the commerical centres of any European city now wait that long??). The Christmas tree, in all it's significance, originated in Germany and encapsulates a mystical magic amongst the young, (and adults too for that matter), as they were not allowedto see it until December 24th, which is prepared beforehand with apples, candy, nuts, cookies, cars, angels, tinsel, candles, lights etc. The presents are placed below the tree, and near the bright display are placed beautifully decorated plates for all the family, with fruits, nuts, marzipan, chocolate and biscuits. When this is ready, a bell signals the children toenter the room, when carols are sung, maybe sparklers lit, the Christmas story read and gifts opened just after midnight, as is the case in France and most central European countries.

    "Dickbauch" means "fat stomach" and is a name given to Christmas Eve because of the traditional belief that those who don't eat well on the 24th will be haunted by demons during the night. So the opportunity is given to enjoy dishes such as suckling pig, "reisbrei" (a sweet cinnamon), white sausage, macaroni salad, and many regional dishes.

    Christmas Day brings with it a banquet of plump roast goose, "Christstollen" (long loaves of bread bursting with nuts, raisins, citron and dried fruit), "Lebkuchen" (spice bars), marzipan, and "Dresden Stollen" ( a moist, heavy bread filled with fruit, and now sold everywhere).

    The custom of trimming and lighting a Christmas tree, as has evolved to the present day image, had its origin in pre-Christian Germany, the tree which symbolized the Garden of Eden. It was called the "Paradise Baum," or tree of Paradise. Gradually, the custom of decorating the tree with cookies, fruit and eventually candles evolved. Other countries soon adapted the custom. Charles Dickens called it "The Pretty German Toy" and the Victorians in Britain can lay claim to popularizing the Christmas image to it's homely and heavily commercial appearance.

    I know that many counties of England now shun Christmas, and even ban it...so I hereby declare my post an historic article and not a religious pontification!!!

    The world should celebrate the sharing of brilliant cultures and traditions, I do and always will...isn't it nice to learn about how we all came to this point in our world?

    by lauren6

    German Christmas recipes: bon apetite

    ~~~

    Music: Blank & Jones feat Bobo: Perfect Silence (E.Craig's remix)

  • paradise frost

    Cold but lovely~~

    My mind is refreshed, if not my body, and the Germany trip, solely for health reasons, I declare a success, even if my bones seem to hurt me more than before, I have been bequethed the quiet benedictine town's natural, herbal medicinal remedies to use myself, to a lesser degree, at home here in England.
    The most memorable being those heavy hot crystals weighed down on my hurts...the thigh, spine, shoulder and neck, all along the right side which is where I've suffered damage to my nerves and spinal area. This was interrupted by massage, lemon drinks, and a very well-qualified nurse walking ON my back, which was initially envisioned, (by me), as simply, 'the end', but after a short time, soothing waves passed the damaged spine area. This was no sadistic rural ritual, but a highly advanced kind of oriental therapy, ('conducted' by an oriental nurse), passed down through generations, resulting in some form of effective pain relief. Dare I say it, had I stayed there longer, the results may have been even better.
    Some ointment containing, at least beeswax, among other things, was dapped and rubbed onto my temples and shoulder, down the slipped disc area and to the cartilage, ligament-torn knee.
    The water therapy too, was memorable in that I could see distant larches freezing over outside, while I lay in visually cold yet pleasantly warm water, within the rambling building.

    I ate frugally, rotbread and cheese mostly, some fresh salami, eggs, and on the 22nd a Chinese/Filipino meal consisting of one of my all-time favourites, siopaw.
    This was washed down with a Philippine whisky, straight, and delicious. I have survived Thai Mekhong, and now this latest delight from the pearl of the orient...both simply electrifying!
    That was the ony alcohol I consumed, and all else was decidedly abbatial, without the wine.

    On the 23rd I was invited to the local football game, 3 boys and 18 girls playing an under-18 match by nightfall with the crispness of rapidly freezing grass discernible underfoot, and I think this was my only mistake, because the following day I was struck down with bronchitis, lasting to this moment!

    It was a total success however, and atmosphere of that place is now deeply entrenched within me, forever.

    ~~~

    It is well, you live in a dry country, but do not your lakes overflow? Can any thing get from Norwich to Blundeston? 200,000 acres are drown'd in the Fens here, and cattle innumerable. Our friends at Worcester, Gloucestershire, etc. are sailing through the streets from house to house.
    -Gray, Cambridge, November 25th, 1770

  • snow

    Morning all~~
    This morning I had that nice, yet disorientating feeling of waking up, and not knowing where I was, or even in which country, but the snow tapping on my bedroom window woke me, as Norwich seems even more wintry than Germany did.

    Monday evening, I landed at Dortmund, and saw the frozen car roofs and salted autobahn, the grass banks white with hardened frost. I arrrived in rural Sauerland by 10.30pm and immediately tried the hot crystal therapy that night. I was on a high, and full of happiness, awaiting the few days of better health, beneath Germany's cold skies.

    I'll write more soon, with a photo or two.

  • I'm home~~!!

    Hello dear friends!
    I just got home, to a snowy Norwich...virtually a blizzard.
    Germany was lovely, and I'll blog away as per usual tomorrow...thanks for your lovely wishes...
    goodnight, see you tomorrow~~~
    :zz:

  • いってきます

    Thank you my dearest blog buddies for your good wishes, and I'll be thinking of you all, even in the spinal treatment room, yes, really!! Wish you were there, hahahahaha.
    :))
    No, seriously, big thanks to you all, and to the fact I can blog away my pains here. I'm keeping fingers crossed the spinal therapy can alleviate some of this intolerable pain.
    I'm leaving for Germany, and the health resort now.

    Take care all of you, keep warm and see you later.
    Love,
    lauren6
    :wave:

    ~~~

    Colour: Red, white and blue
    Music: Air: Talkie Walkie
    Thought: Rising sun

    ~~~

    Health and cheerfulness make beauty; finery and cosmetics cost money and lie.
    -Spanish proverb

  • zentrales Deutschland

    The best things in life are nearest:
    Breath in your nostrils,
    light in your eyes,
    flowers at your feet,
    duties at your hand,
    the path of right just before you.
    Then do not grasp at the stars,
    but do life's plain,
    common work as it comes,
    certain that daily duties
    and daily bread are the sweetest things in life.
    Robert Louis Stevenson

    Well blog buddies, tomorrow I shall be flying off to Deutschland...where snow is forecast on Tuesday, and a maximum of 3 degrees.

    This is no holiday however, but a chance to seek therapy, treatment, comfort and hope where, tragically, our NHS have failed. I will stay only 3 full days, beside a Benedictine abbey, part of which is from the middle ages, but the place of worship is strikingly Coventry Cathedralesque...with a Coventry Straße being quite a surprise in the town!

    I seek solace, in the peace and tranquility, assurance, with the treatments, nature's goodness from the vast pine forests, apetite with the host of gorgeous cheeses, and something divine within a building that could be found in some European classics written in the 17th century. Nobody says too much there, but enough to be content, nothing is too modern, yet it is state of the art, the modern is somehow overpowered by the weight of history within, though the technology is the very reason we enter the health resort in the first place. Technology and medicinal properties are located there too, because of something far deeper and greater than any of us...the power of the earth on which we live and depend, and that is a huge factor in my choosing it...I'm sick of hearing people thinking themselves 'above the earthly nonsense' and that the human way is to damn all the earth's qualities into touch.

    How dare they.

    True, the past is the past, however the earth is our future. We create a past while the earth creates our future.

    The past will find us if need be, so for now I see my future in the hands of the most natural of methods, and will post again after the experience I sincerely hope will ease the pain so great in my broken spine.

    haben sie eine gute woche meine wundervollen blog freunde!!
    ~~~

    My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people:
    Those who do the work and those who take the credit.
    He told me to try to be in the first group;
    There was much less competition.

    -Indira Ghandi.

    ~~~

    Music: Prefuse 73: Afternoon Love-in

  • Rowen

    One does not make the grass grow by pulling on it.

    Chinese proverb

    Rowen

    Januray 21 - February 17

    Rowan trees were since former times planted near gates and doors, in the belief of warding off evil powers, and their branches attched to barns to protect cattle. This tree was thought of as a guard of the gateway to a spiritual world, and thus it's branches used for dowsing and deflecting spells. Rowan is also known as the "Whispering Tree" from ancient legend, which casts the tree as one with stories to tell to those who would but listen.

    Throughout history we can find the Rowan cast as a protector against wickedness, and is said to be the wood used to engrave the Norse Runes, the name being linked with Norse "Runa" or "Rundall" which means "a charm". We can also find it connected with "Runall" in sanskrit, (meaning "magician"). The Scots and Cornish would be seen carrying an equal-sided cross of Rowan as protection from harm, with wands frequently placed above doorways in the belief of ensuring good fortune. Rowans planted in churchyards to watch over the dead could, and still can, be found in Wales, as it was seen as a tree of protection, insights, and belonging to the Faery. The wood of the Rowan was particularly well-used for bows, second only to the Yew in this purpose.

    It can be found when slicing a Rowan berry in two, a pentagram symbol of protection, which only added to the firm belief that the Rowan possessed protective ability against enchantment and trickery. The berries, were actually considered sacred to the Gods, who were thought to guard them with zeal, away from humans. This tree was said to improve one's strength and courage, so much so, that Ancient Druids would light fires of Rowan wood to beckon insights into a forthcoming battle. The Tuatha De Danaan are said to have brought the Rowan to Ireland from Tir Tairnagire, the "Land of Promise." In Irish legend, the first human female was created from Rowan (the first male being created from Alder).

    Rowan blossoms are members of the Rose family, flowering in Mat are is a slight tree, reaching no more than 30 feet in height. It is often called a Mountain Ash, (without any relation to true Ashes), and has references as the "Lady of the Mountains" due in large part to it's often inhospitable position, though it is a happy inhabitant of both garden and mountain. Other names commonly placed by the Rowan are, "Delight of the Eye", "Wiggy", and "Witchbane" (which, correct me if I'm wrong, is mentioned by Snape in Harry Potter).

    A small deciduous tree, (often more shrub-like than tree), with pleasant, shiny, smooth, grey-brown bark that usually roughens with age. Every part is astringent with suitable uses for tanning and dyeing black. The wood is also favourable in yielding poles for barrels. As for the berries, they are believed to be beneficial in the treatment of sore throats when ripe, and also inflammed tonsils, even, at one time, scurvy. It's visibly popular with birds who enjoy the berries, and from a human angle, jelly can be made with the berries, which are blessed with the pentagram shape, (also believed to be a protection against magick, according to folk legend.)

    Amazingly, the Welsh were once able to brew ale from Rowan berries, though tragically, this secret art is now lost, I believe. It is interesting for me to learn that walking sticks, or magician staves, were carved and made from the protective nature of Rowan, ensuring safe passage both on sea and land.
    Graves watched-over by a nearby Rowan were said to be free from haunting.

    A Rowan growing out of another Rowan, (as my childhood memory reminds me of this very occurance in my family garden), were known as "Flying Rowan" - especially valued for it's power against witches and magick...a kind of counter-charm.
    Rowan is considered an "ornamental wood" and is a wonderful lure for birds (which gives this tree yet another name, "Bird Catcher"). It is also useful in making fence posts and walking sticks.

    As with the hazel, which I wrote about two days ago, Rowan individuals, like all Celtic Tree signs, has two distinct types, the "new moon" and full moon" character. The former relating to the first two weeks, the latter to the last two weeks.

    New Moon types have a tendency to become impatient and rather frustrated when seeking awareness, which may indeed become a strugggle, although such Rowan's may be open on a personal level, they are capable of "pioneering great social changes" with enormous energy and zest.

    Full moon Rowan's however, are less reticent, but prone to promise rather more than is realistic, though their powerful influence and inspiration are not greatly affected by this. Responses to situations reveals a desire which asserts the individual rights of people.
    Generally, Rowan individuals may be regarded as idealistic, progressive thinkers, possessing a visionary mind, blessed with amiable humanitarian and spiritual prinicipals and characteristics. Change seems to instigate a positive reaction, as they do become impatient, even opposed to convention or restrictions.

    It may appear to others, that the artisitc, unconventional yet original Rowan is detached, perhaps aloof, due to a self-containment, with their ideals being, sometimes different to others. A cool temperament hides many passions beneath the surface, with a necessity to argue their corner against bigotry and ignorance. A focus of attentions, or 'getting one's teeth into something' is important to Rowan's who may become restless, irritable, and quarrelsome in the failure to do so. They are natural born leaders, failing to conform, though the adoption of fringe causes drawas fewer followers than the passion behind deserves. Kind and thoughtful, however, following others is not typical, and authority issues may result. Rowan people are apt listeners, respectful, and enjoy other's opinions, but with the unconventional streak, tactlessness can pose a hurdle, with resultant alienation. It is not uncommon for Rowan's of this sign to become embroiled in heated debate, antagonise others, and create a monster that blows out of control. Career-wise, Rowan's are technologically-minded, modern and house the very deep wish to reorganize and improve anything which may be considered outmodish or dated.

    Rowan's who inhabit managerial posts do not harbour any great desire to take on the responsibilty of others, and frequently carry a whole array of interests, tinkering with everything, as their inventive nature suggests. Rowan's humour tends to be alternative, or odd, with serious issues drawing a laugh where others may have shirked a chuckle. A gift of alienation, steming from this very trait. It has been seen that Rowan's are keen followers of Science-Fiction, and the whole concept of what's 'out there', whilst maintaining a musical interest, and a liking for modern or little-known artists, composers etc.

    However, the unpredictable character of the Rowan may reveal a slightly unromantic aspect, a weak point in their nature, and marry later than the average, as a commitment is not immediately appealing, and letting go of personal freedoms may be a step too hard for many yunger Rowan's. Finding an understanding partner in such circumstances is not easily forthcoming. However, extremely successful partnerships, marriages can be found, as they are supportive parents, but do require a fair amount of independence from their children.

    text by lauren6

    \\\

    Gemstone: The Rowan gemstone is the Peridot, also known as "Olivine," the "Evening Emerald" and, in ancient times, called "Chrysolite." Its name derives from the Greek meaning "golden stone." It is a transparent gem of a rich, bottle-green shade which contains a golden inner glow.

    Flower: The flower of the Rowan is the Snowdrop, also known as the "Fair Maid of February," "Candlemas Bells" and "Mary's Tapers," and referred to by old botanists as the "Bulbous Violet." Its botanical name derives from two Greek words for "milk" and "flower" and it has long been associated with purity, being described in poetry of classical Rome from the First Century A.D. as being "brought down from heaven." Nevertheless, it is said to be unlucky to bring the flower into the house if a member of the family is ill.

    Happamia, sanoi kettu pihlajanmarjoista"

    Translation: "Sour said the fox about rowan berries"
    English equivalent: "It was sour grapes"

    ~~~

    Colour: lime grey
    Music: Curtis Mayfield: Beautiful Brother of Mine
    Boards of Canada: Aquarius....yes, a coincidence, a great song, perfect for my 'aquarius blog posting'!!
    Groove Armada: Dirty Listening
    Alien Ant Farm: Smooth Criminal

  • never mind the buzzwords

    Some interesting buzzwords~~

    Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.

    Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the
    employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

    Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

    Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
    cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
    going on.

    Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.

    Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

    Swiped Out: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

    Tourists: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in class; the rest were just tourists."

    Treeware: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

    Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

    Going Postal: Euphemism for being totally stressed out, for losing it. Makes reference to the unfortunate track record of postal employees who have snapped and gone on shooting rampages.

    Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the Alpha Geek around here."

    Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

    Chips and Salsa: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem is in your chips or your salsa."

    Flight Risk: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

    GOOD job: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

    Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example.

    Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    Uninstalled: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voicemail of a Vice President at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number
    and ask the operator for assistance."

    Vulcan Nerve Pinch: The taxing hand positions required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the warm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control Key, the Command key, the Return key and the Power On key.

  • catch of the day

    すごいいいいいい

    Hungry anyone?

  • any ideas bloggers?

    I build up castles.
    I tear down mountains.
    I make some men blind,
    I help others to see.
    What am I?

    \\
    I put this out before, but nobody got the answer, so here's one more go~~~

  • hurricane-tornadica

    Hurricanes are known as ‘typhoons’ in the western Pacific, ‘cyclones’ in the Indian Ocean, ‘bagyo’ in the Philippines and willy-willies in Australia.

    Some interesting, and somewhat horrifying facts regarding these natural events;

    Highest Storm Surge: (sea waves swell) Bathurst Bay Hurricane, Australia, 1899. It was 13 meters (42 feet)!

    Deadliest: Bangladesh Cyclone of 1970. It killed 300,000 people.
    The deadliest hurricane in the United States struck Galveston, Texas, in 1900. A storm surge almost two stories high broke over the city, causing 20-foot (6.1-meter) floods and more than 8,000 deaths.

    Largest Rainfalls: Tropical Cyclone Denise, January 1966, 12 hours, 1144 millimeters - La Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean off the east coast of Africa.

    Costliest Hurricane: Hurricane Andrew in 1992. The damage was estimated at $25 billion in parts of Florida, Louisiana, and Georgia.

    Longest Lasting Tropical Cyclone: Typhoon John, August-September, 1994, lasted 31 days. Traveled both the Northeast and Northwest Pacific basins.

    Largest Tropical Cyclone: Typhoon Tip Northwest Pacific, October, 1979, gale radius 1100 km.

    Fastest Intensification: Typhoon Forrest - deepened 100 millibars (976 to 876) in under 24 hours. In one day winds increased from 120 kph to 277 kph.

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    Tornado Statistics

    Deadliest U.S. tornado: The "Tri-state" tornado of 18 March 1925 killed 695 people as it raced along at 60-73 mph in a 219 mile long track across parts of Missouri, Illinois and Indiana, producing F5 damage.

    Biggest outbreak: 147 tornadoes touched down in 13 U.S. states on 3 and 4 April, 1974.

    Biggest: It was in the high plains of the Texas Panhandle near Gruver on 9 June 1971. At times, the tornado was over 2 miles wide, with an average width of about 2500 yards. This is probably close to the maximum size for tornadoes; but it is possible that larger, unrecorded ones have occurred.

    Strongest: Nobody knows. Tornado wind speeds have only been directly recorded in the weaker ones, because strong and violent tornadoes destroy weather instruments. Mobile Doppler radars on wheels have remotely sensed tornado wind speeds above ground level as high as 318 mph (512 kph) on 3 May 1999 near Bridge Creek OK- the highest winds ever found near earth's surface by any means. That tornado caused F5 damage. But ground-level wind speeds in the most violent tornadoes have never been directly measured.

    Costliest: The Tornado of Bridge Creek, Oklahoma of 3 May 1999 ranks as the most destructive tornado in history with over $1 billion in damage This made 3 May 1999 the costliest tornado day on record as well.

    [Julian Trubin]

    ~~~

    A fair-weather friend changes with the wind.
    -Portuguese proverb
    ~~~

    Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.

    -Mark Twain
    ~~~

    It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.

    ~~~

    The weather is taking up and the ground drying very fast, which is much wanted in this part of Ireland, as I understand in the memory of man there has not been more damage done by rain and flood. I thank God we escaped all the whole hurricane, though the water rose three feet in the cellar where the beer stands.
    -The Steward at Dawson Court, (Lady Louisa Stuart's Letters), November 20th, 1787

  • confessional grammar

    Actual Clippings From Church Bulletins:

    Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

    Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

    Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

    Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

    "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

    Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

    The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

    The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

    Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

    Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

    The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

    Smile at someone who is hard to love.

    Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

    Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.

    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

    Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

    The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.

    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

    The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

    Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

    The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

    Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.

    The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

    Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

    The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.

    The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

    Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours

  • Hazel, August 5 - September 1

    two sides

    'Two hazel nuts I threw into the flame,
    And to each nut I gave a sweetheart's name.
    This, with the loudest bounce me sore amazed,
    That, with a flame of brightest colour blazed.
    As blazed the nut, so may thy passion grow,
    For 'twas thy nut that did so brightly glow.'
    Gray
    'Some merry, friendly, countra folks
    Together did convene,
    To burn their nits, an' pu their stocks,
    An' haud their Halloween
    Fu' blithe that night.'
    R. Burns.

    The hazel was long considered a Tree of Wisdom, and the felling of one, was formerly punishable by death. It was Hazel nuts were regarded as a source of knowledge if eaten, they emblems of concentrated wisdom. In Irish folklore, the Hazel tree was the home of Bile Ratha, the poetic fairy, and has also strongly associated with mediation and meditation. The Druids were the inheritors of the knowledge of measurement and calculation, skills of the earlier "dodmen" who were themselves prehistoric surveyors of the key lines and trackways portrayed in the ancient chalk-cut figure of the Long Man of Wilmington who is shown holding staves or rods. Land boundary disputes often sought the epertise of Druids, who frequently mediated on such matters, (rather like a modern-day surveyor), with twigs of hazel being used by water-diviners and other methods of divination, because of hazel's sensitivity and closeness to the element of water. At one time, the mushrooms sprouting from a hazel were thought to have the energy of 'relocating' what a person may have previously lost.

    Some Druids actually preferred the Hazel over the Oak thanks to it's conductive nature, but was merely a preference however. Houses once used hazel pins as protection against fire, and Druids considered staffs of hazel as a symbol of authority. The trees themselves planted near houses, offered shelter from the sun.

    Hazel nuts were also believed to possess mystical powers and could be used in divining. The nut is believed to be at its strongest on Hallowe'n night, which was traditionally called 'Nutcrack Night' in England (UK). Lovers were recommended to use this to gain foresight into the relationship.

    Adorning the hair with individual twigs or with 'Wishing Caps', made of Hazel twigs is a custom followed in many countries. It was thought that if a person made a wish whilst wearing a wishing cap the wish would be fulfilled.

    The medicinal side was much used; ground hazel nuts for coughs, soothing of sore throats, and relief of head colds. The dry skin surrounding of the hazlenut could be ground into powder and used to relieve heavy menstrual flows. Hazel itself was also regarded as a "reminder to trust and listen to intuition" which most will agree, is trust in onself. Furthermore, the Hazel was given the consideration of promoting thought processes and a stream of inspiration, while concurrently taking responsibility for actions.

    Going back to ancient legend, which speaks after the banishment from Eden, God bestowed on Adam, the power to create any animal he wished for. For this to be be achiebed, Adam needed to strike the sea with a rod made from Hazel, with the sheep being the first, upon seeing this Eve created a wolf, which naturally attacked the sheep, necesstating the need for Adam to create the dog, which in turn overcame the wolf, with harmony being restored accordingly.

    As a member of the birch family, the hazel is deciduous, hardy, quite shade-tolerant and enjoys heavy and well-drained soils, forming a shrub that can grow, in favourable conditions, to 20 feet. The hazel is very much at home throughout all of Europe and can be found throughout the British Isles, in woodlands, scrubs, hedgerows, or at the woodland edge. Each tree produces male and female flowers with the often spectacular male catkins appearing on the first warm day of spring, impressive indeed are the yellow drooping "lamb tails." The female flowers are seem on the same branch as very small pink tufts on plump buds. The develop into the well-known clusters of hazelnuts which begin to turn brown usually in October. The hazelnut is known as Corylus avellana in Latin, which comes from the Greek, Korys, meaning "helmet", (itself a reference to the calyx which covers the nut), and also avellana, commemorating Avellana the Italian town where the nuts were cultivated. Indeed, 'hazel' in all probability, derives from the Anglo-Saxon haesel, or "bonnet" which too came from Greek, korys. "Wattles" were poles of hazel woven into walls, used to construct walls for houses and to build hurdles with which to pen sheep. "Filberts" is another name for the nuts, which are favoured by the dormouse and grey squirrel, and were once burned, in the belief of enhancing clairvoyance, by priests.

    Hazel has two types of individial; the "new moon" character associated with the initial two weeks of a sign, and the "full moon" character relating to the last two weeks.

    "New Moon" characters are inclined to seek knowledge, in contrast the the "Full moon" character, and posses a rather inquisitive nature, which if unchecked can even by underhand. However, a "Full moon" Hazel character is outgoing in temperament and in nature, and are given to the public eye, seeking education or instructing in the arts. A full moon individual sets importance on honesty with well-defined principals. They have a tendency to be very criticical, due in great part to internal hypersensitivity, as Hazel individuals have a need to expression, particularly of their creativity, if not, morbity and introspection may reign

    Generally, Hazel individuals are perceptive and intelligent, gifted with good reasoning. A sharpness of intellect suggests great debators and writers. Planners and organizers may flourish from this time, as detail is among one of their great qualities. These individuals acquire knowledge to such a degree that they become succesful scholars and experts in their chosen fields, with lively, analytical minds, imagination, radical, even idealistic. It is not unknown for such people to create works of art with practical use, and sometimes known as 'mediators of society' Hazels are followers of truth around them, with an ability to pass judgement on a situation, over a short duration of time. Their tendency for paranoia and lack of self-worth however, are negative points, held together with an abundance of nervous energy, (usually mental and physical, as opposed to physical), needs regular, even constant care and channeling, otherwise headaches, even migraines, may take hold. There is a dislike for pretense, fake values and waste in general, but they are indeed the most rational of all Celtic signs, appearing cool and reserved, enabling a peripheral role in life;s emotional sphere, which may appear healthy on the surfcae, but may disguise inner sensitivity and nervous tension.

    Physically speaking, the Hazel is not especially robust, but does possess strong mental stamina. An agile mind, with the ability to deal with extremes are an asset to Hazel individuals, but again, self-critical feelings may bring about low self-esteem. It is also possible for Hazels to become embroiled in arguments of their own making, and these individuals may develop cynicism, or even underhand means, (prying), with the desire of further knowledge, which they forever seek. They are honest and caring, maybe pampering their children and spouses, though they are not demonstrative, they are certainly sincere inspiring a great loyalty from those around them.

    By lauren6

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    Month: July...ninth month in the Celtic Ogham and the mid-point between the Summer Solstice and Lughnasadh. It is named for Julius Caesar but was formerly known as Quintilis, the fifth month of the ancient Roman calendar. Due to the heat associated with July, it is believed to be an unhealthy month when dogs go mad (with fleas) and snakes go blind. It was also once considered unlucky to swim during the month of July.

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    Gemstone: The Hazel gemstone is the Amethyst (sometimes known as "Rose d'France" or the "Stone of the Seventh Ray"), a transparent stone and the most valuable (and probably best known) of the Quartz family. Its color varies from pale lilac to a deep rich purple.

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    Flower: The flower of the Hazel is the Vervain, also known as "Enchanter's Plant," "Herb of the Cross," "Juno's Tears," "Dragon's Claw," "Columbine" and "Pigeonweed," among others. Its name is derived from the Celtic ferfaen, meaning "to drive away a stone."

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    Deity: The Hazel deity is Oghma (also known as Ogma), son of Boann and The Dagda. The God of Communication and Writing, as well as Literature and Eloquence, Oghma is said to have invented the Ogham Alphabet and made a gift of it to the Druids. He is often considered the Patron Deity of Poets.

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    The Stalking Crane - At one time, the Crane was a common animal in the British Isles. According to one late Celtic tradition (apparently originated after the arrival of Christianity), Cranes were people paying a penance for wrong-doing. The Crane was associated with the Cailleach and Manannan mac Lir, who made his crane bag from the skin of this bird. The Crane, with its colors of black, white and red, was a bird of the Moon and sacred to the Triple Goddess. It symbolized magick, shaminic travel, learning and the keeping of secrets, as well as being associated with deep mysteries and truths.

    The Rainbow Salmon - Considered by the Celts to be the one of the most ancient and most wise of animals, the Salmon symbolized inspiration. In Irish myth, Salmon swam in the River Boyne under the overhanging Hazel tree from which the nine nuts of poetic wisdom fell. These nuts were consumed by the Salmon who absorbed the inspiration encapsulated therein. The Salmon were then eaten by Fionn mac Cumhal who subsequently acquired the knowledge of all things and later became leader of the Fianna, an Irish warband of immense strength. According to Celtic legend, Fintan the "White Ancient" was able to assume the form of animals, one of which was the Salmon. Salmon would also be the animals which would lead Gwrhyr to the Mabon and eventually toward wisdom and rebirth.
    [novareinna]

    ~~~

    The diligent farmer plants trees, of which he himself will never see the fruit. [Lat., Abores serit diligens agricola, quarum adspiciet baccam ipse numquam.]
    -Cicero (Marcus Tullius Cicero)

    ~~~

    John Timpson, RIP

  • norwich west

    frosted sunset

  • good morning~~

    milano by lauren6

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    As the days draw near when the black poplar's last reserve of leaves will sprinkle the dank grass, where they will gleam pale to the sky in the early evening twilight - when the leaves of the hedgerow hawthorns drop, pattering, to the ground, weighted with dewdrops of evening mist...
    E.K. Robinson, November 19th (published 1921)

  • cloud spreading east

    encircled in hope, curtailed by fright
    surviving the decade decided my life
    out of reach my deciduous might
    dictating emotion cuts like a knife

    letting-go the providence perceived
    hurting needs now dried like blood
    unwavering duty, a loyal steed
    presently shielded, where once I stood

    thirsting adventures too long confined
    contemptably restrained with burning tension
    devotion steered into a splitting resentment
    boughs torn and limping indignation

    charging forth the former subjugation
    striving warmth in silenced hunger
    moonlit, frosted grass, the owls postulation
    running, further...no longer.

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    encerclé dans l'espoir, raccourci par effroi
    survivant la décennie a décidé ma vie
    hors de portée mon force à feuilles caduques
    dictée des coupes d'émotion comme un couteau
    laisser-allez de la providence perçue
    blessant les besoins maintenant secs comme le sang
    devoir constant, un fidèle steed
    actuellement protégé, là où une fois que je me tenais
    thirsting risque trop long confiné
    contemptably retenu avec la tension brûlante
    la dévotion a orienté dans un ressentiment se dédoublant
    branches déchirées et indignation boitante
    remplissage en avant de l'ancien assujettissement
    chaleur d'effort dans la faim amortie
    travaillé au noir, herbe givrée, la postulation de hiboux
    courir, promouvez...pas plus.
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    Tonight I'm fighting a high fever, and also my own anger at the superiors that be, namely hospital admin. I could pick up my spine and repair it myself, and have the assurance that at least some attention was being paid to the fractures.

    However, a good thing happened, my dear friend knew of my bluer than blue and lack of eating of late, and she appeared at my house with something so simple, and yet so very fine: fish and chips to share! Well, that is better than my own planned supper of one packet of doritos washed down with ginger tea, and so, England's finest was gobbled down to the obvious delight of my long-suffering stomach.

    Tomorrow I'm supposed to attend the gym, for spinal therapy, but with a terrible news event still restraining my wishes, I may stay home, and head for the city in the afternoon.

    But firstly, I will write some stories for my students, and try, very hard to enthuse myself for drawings.

    What's in store for your weekend blog buddies?

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    Fate and self-help share equally in shaping our destiny.

  • Engerlund

    Remember, a glass is neither half full, nor half empty, but upside down pouring goodness into us!!!

    bowled over and hatstand
    pigged-out with 'fat of the land'
    glassy-eyed and in a pickle
    popping-out to the pig and whistle
    semi-detached, window-sill
    all aboard it's time to chill
    overcooked, kicking up a stink
    throwing-up- and in the pink!!
    drum n bass, head screwed-on tight
    all over the place, gis a light,
    dead-loss, city's gutless eleven
    three lions, englands seventh heaven.

    I'm under heavy medication, right now, not at my best, and wanted to loosen-up with something terribly simple, for England.
    Before my medication seizes my evening away from me, I share my humblest of offerings from the deepest of feelings...for all things English~~~

    ~~~

    Music: Blockhead: Sunday Séance
    Bonobo: Kota

    ~~~

    Sometimes going for simple, is happiest.

  • संस्कृतम् sanskrit

    Bharata Natyam by lauren6

    Ancient India - Language - Sanskrit

    India was the motherland of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages.

    Indian culture's spread to Central Asia and South-east Asia where they made a permanent impression on the languages of this part of the world. It is indeed amazing to realise that Sanskrit had become, for a time, the lingua franca of many South-east Asian countries.

    Sanskrit (संस्कृतम् ) is a classical language of India and a liturgical language of Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism. It's position in India and Southeast Asia resembles that of Latin and Greek in Mediaeval Europe, and is a central part of Hindu tradition. Of India's 22 official languages, Sanskrit is one, and is accordingly taught in schools and households throughout India, as a second language, with a few Brahmins using it as their mother tongue, and is even enjoying a revival on some parts.
    The Indian Brahmi script was used in Malaysia and some other parts of South-east Asia, and is like the Brahmi used in southern India around 800 to 1000 A.D.

    Sanskrit is used chiefly as a ceremonial language for Hindu religious rituals in the forms of hymns and mantras. Its pre-classical form of Vedic Sanskrit, the liturgical language of the Vedic religion, is one of the earliest attested members of the Indo-European language family, with its most ancient text being the Rigveda.

    The Javanese Kawi script has been developed from the Pallava script from which Tamil, Malayalam, Telugu and Kannada scripts have also evolved. Indeed, a glimpse of various other Asian countries scripts, such as Thailand, Laos, Kampuchea etc, will reveal parrallels with modern day south Indian languages.

    Many Indian words can be found in regular use among languages of Southeast Asia. For instance in the Malayasian (Malayan) language there are the following words have been derived from Sanskrit; Bhoomiputra i.e. son of the soil, Shurga i.e. heaven which in Sanskrit is Swarga; bangsi i.e. flute, dhobi i.e. washerman, geni i.e. fire (agni in Sanskrit), etc.

    English, a Germanic Language of the ’Indo-European’ Family is today the second most widely-spoken language globally, with over 500 million fluent speakers. It is an all-embracing, cosmopolitan language that continues to this day, to adopt, adapt, and borrow from a multitude of other languages, thus making it's active word usage greater than any other.

    Languages like French, Greek, Latin, Arabic and Spanish have heavily influenced English but the following words have been derived from Sanskrit, an ancient Hindu language from Northern India. Sanskrit is an Indic language belonging to the Indo-Iranian group of languages and is the precursor of languages like Bengali, Gujarati, Hindi, and Marathi amongst others. Even Urdu has been influenced by it.

    Continuing with symbols, another word that has its base in Sanskrit is Mandala and is derived from ‘mandalam’, meaning circle. A Hindu and Buddhist religious symbol, it is used as a meditative tool and can be any one of the many ceremonial geometric designs representing the cosmos, especially a circle enclosing a square with the image of a god on each side.

    Another word or more appropriately a philosophy that has entrenched itself into modern life is Yoga. Literally meaning union or joining, i.e. the union of the mind, the body and the soul, it is a Hindu discipline, philosophy or system of breath control, meditation and body postures that purify the trinity of mind, body & soul and helps achieve control over them.

    For anyone who who has read or followed the principles of Buddhism, Dharma will be a familiar concept. Akin to the Latin firmus or firm, Dharma is a righteous way of living and fulfilling one’s duty as per the Hindu laws. According to Hinduism, following your Dharma is essential for the continued existence and well being of an individual as well as the Universe.

    It is comparatively easy to achieve what you want in life if you have the mentoring of an expert, i.e. a Guru. Originally a guide in spiritual, religious and philosophical matters, Guru now stands for an expert in any field, chiefly intellectual and philosophical. It is derived from the Sanskrit ‘guruh’, meaning heavy or grave and means teacher in Hindi & Punjabi.

    Spiritual Gurus normally stay far away from the bright lights, because it is difficult to achieve peace and perfect happiness (Nirvana) if you have the city pressures distracting you. An Ashram is a hermitage, i.e. a Hindu religious retreat or a secluded dwelling, where sages stay and meditate, and this is derived from ‘srama’ which means a religious exercise.

    Also related to Guru is Pundit. Originally a Pundit was a learned scholar well versed in the Hindu philosophy including the Vedas and would also conduct religious ceremonies. A Pundit now denotes any person who is an expert in any field and is looked upon as a source of opinion on that particular subject. It is derived from the Sanskrit word, ‘pandita’, which means learned.

    Nirvana itself is a Sanskrit word and is a state of ultimate bliss reached upon overcoming all our earthly desires. It also represents the final state of being in Buddhism where there is neither pain nor suffering but simply perfect happiness. Nirvana literally means to extinguish (nis - out and vati – it blows), such as extinguising all desires.

    And from Sanskrit we have a word deeply associated with love and sex, Kamasutra. This is well known the world over; and even those who do not conserve in English, are aware of it's essence. It has become hugely popular all over the Western world, it is a manual of rules for sex and marriage as per Hindu laws. It is derived from Kama meaning sex and sutra, meaning manual.

    A Sutra is a set of rules in Sanskrit literature (philosophy) on a great many subjects according to Hindu laws. Spiritual discourses of the Buddha are also known by this name. Sutram means thread or string and thus a continuation of thoughts.

    ~~~

    Throw me a blind coil, which I can neither grasp nor see

    Threadbare and cast astir, dithyrambic hubris

    passim - I am for one, as you are for all

    Fingers entwined, sleepwalking barefoot, unafraid

    ~~~

    Music: Juana Molina: Sálvese Quién Pueda

  • wordless

    I put all my energy into a photo without words...
    simply lovely

    Music: Photek: The Fifth Column
    Dani Siciliano: Come as You Are

    ~~~

    It freezes hard enough to split rocks. I am busy all day long, trotting about these woods.
    -Madame de Sévigné, November 18th, 1671

  • भारत India

    drawn by lauren6
    Today at 9am I watched a children's play celebrating divali, with perhaps 32 children in all, and it was so lovely indeed, and inspired me to post this tonight, because I too love India.

    भारतीय गणराज्य

    India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization.
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    India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
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    India is the world's largest democracy.
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    Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
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    India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
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    The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
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    Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
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    Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.
    Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.
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    The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindhu 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
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    Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
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    The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
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    Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India.
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    Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th century.
    The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10''53(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number is Tera 10''12(10 to the power of 12).
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    IEEE has proved what has been a century old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Prof. Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.
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    The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
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    According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called Sudarshana was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya's time.
    Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
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    Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.
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    When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).
    The four religions born in India, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
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    The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.
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    India is one of the few countries in the World, which gained independence without violence.
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    India has the second largest pool of Scientists and Engineers in the World.
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    India is the largest English speaking nation in the world.
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    India is the only country other than US and Japan, to have built a super computer indigenously.
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    38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
    12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
    36% of NASA employees are Indians.
    34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
    28% of IBM employees are Indians.
    17% of Intel employees are Indians.
    13% of Xerox employees are Indians.

    We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
    -Albert Einstein

  • spinescale

    Now it is all so clear and painfully obvious why I am getting nowhere with my troublesome spine...I need to learn how to do this from the pro's...

    ahhhhh
    hmmmm

    0 to 200 in 4 seconds

    The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
    He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    “Look!” she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. “And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

    Services are pending...

  • one day after sorrow

    So much can be achieved in one day, and so much wasted in one lifetime.

    Seeking a meaning in what you speak
    Mind capturing every moment with complete recall
    delivering the bits of shard sentiment
    offered to self in jagged bare bones n'all

    one day after yesterday I write this
    hoping that one day before too long
    fulfillment of dreams, and golden seams
    will awaken tomorrow,
    what today sought yesterday
    =
    Tellement peut être réalisé en un jour, et tellement gaspillé dans une vie.
    Cherchant une signification dans ce que vous parlez
    Esprit capturant chaque moment avec le rappel complet
    fournir le peu du sentiment de tesson
    offert à l'art de l'auto-portrait dans le n'all déchiqueté des essentiels
    un jour après hier j'écris ceci
    espérant qu'un jour avant trop long
    réalisation des rêves, et coutures d'or
    se réveillera demain,
    ce qui aujourd'hui a cherché hier
    -lauren6

    ~~~
    Nothing happens unless first a dream.
    : Carl Sandburg :

  • owls

    barn owl by lauren6

    Like so many, I have long been an admirer of owls, and wanted to share my own owl post, with you.

    Hearing is of course very important to owls, and many have asymmetrical skulls with openings for hearing at different levels, helping them to find their prey. By looking at an owl's face, (an owls face stores sound), scientists learned to create different sound systems.

    Owls use two particular methods to hunt their prey, the first being perch and pounce...wherby the owl finds it's prey, and sits, perching and waiting. In time the owl will pounce on it's prey, and return to it's nest. The second method is known as quartering, and is typical of country owls, and can be witnessed by the soaring flight, and upon finding it's prey, will swoop and grab it's 'food'.

    Traditionally, owls have been associated with wisdom, and also with the goddess Athena. Many images of bookish owls have been seen by us all. However, crows and rooks, ("rook parliaments!"), are actually more intelligent. The Ancient Egyptians, with their hieroglyphic 'm' depicted the owl, though it can be seen with legs broken, thus preventing it for coming to life and attacking.

    Japanese culture sees the owl as a deathly symbol, a bad omen, a sign of foreboding, (or "the grim" as Harry Potter discovered.) Italian culture also fears the howling of an owl, which is seen as a forewarning of death in the neighbourhood, due to the owl's tones resembling a mourning. Romans saw them as funery birds, as their nests were in inaccessible places, and their nocturnal habits cast a notion of seeing them in daytime as bad indeed.

    Their vampiric strix was partly based on the owl, and the Hopi culture regards owls as somewhat taboo, considering them dirty and ominous creatures.

    It can be seen across the world that owls command enormously contrasting beliefs and superstitions, unlike any other creature. They have been venerated, feared, despised, admired, and condemed as foolish, wise, and historically associated with witchcraft, medicine, the weather, life, birth and also death. Such beliefs regarding owls can be found from the very earliest times, before recorded time even, and passed down through generations.

    Early Indian folklore represents owls in the form of wisdom and helpfulness, with powers of prophecy, and this theme recurs in Aesop's fables and also in Greek myths and beliefs. By the time of the Middle Ages in Europe, a transformation of the owl's image and portrayal can be seen, as they became associated with witches, and 'the inhabitant of dark, lonely and profane places, a foolish but feared spectre.' The night, a time when people are blind, accompanied only by the sound of an Owl's eerie call, left people with apprehension, the unkown, and foreboding, fueling the belief that a death was imminent or some evil afoot. The 18th century brought more detailed zoological study, through closer observation of habits, and bringing a reduction in the mystique surrounding owls, which brought a softening of western superstitions regarding them, the owl now holds of position as a symbol of wisdom.
    -lauren6

    ~~~

    A very rainy morning. We walked into Easedale before dinner. The coppices a beautiful brown. The oaks many, a very fine leafy shade. We stood a long time to look at the corner birch tree. The wind was among the light thin twigs, and they yielded to it, this way and that.
    -Dorothy Wordsworth, November 17th, 1801

    ~~~

    When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in a manner so that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.

  • 日本料理

    Yes, trying fish in Japan is a must, an adventure, something you know will thrill the stomach, the eyes, all the senses, and one afternoon in Tokyo quite near one of the national museums, my friend and I popped into a small restaurant filled with more live fish than (live?) humans, catching sight of four enormous fishtanks flanking the walls I realised actually enclosed us completely. The decor sat well in the L-shaped building, many reds and oranges, a few shuttling shades of black, tall ceiling, black upright chairs, and a long bar to the left, with three lively men, one of whom I swore had a guitar which was never confirmed.

    My friend was not a great eater, and he seemed very shocked at my choice of Sapporo beer, but it was the ONLY thing which troubled me in Japan, a constant thirst for water or, while travelling on foot, beer. My choice was immense, and astonishingly cheap, 450 yen, in the heart of Tokyo, beside a national museum, for what by Japanese standards was a very large lunch, my place decorated with 7 side dishes of various fish, (including octopus), 5 of which were raw, exquisitely served and decorated, accompanied with rice, miso soup and a sauce. I tucked-in and savoured the foods that have given the Japanese such longevity, and feeling like all this fish would shortly come alive again within the confines of my stomach, in the best way!
    It took my friend 10 minutes, or maybe less, to complete his meal, about half the size of my own, as it was no novelty to him, but to silly me, I prolongued the enjoyment to a massive 45 minutes, almost unheard of over the course of a Japanese midday meal. But it was my free day, and such was the joy of that lunch, I am able to still write the details a year later, with total recall.

    ~~~
    ** for sudha_c: SALSA info on my other blog: www.cheeseplz.blog.de
    ~~~

    Restaurant notices;

    Our great food will never leave you!
    *
    Please leave a pet outside.
    *
    It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
    Please wail.
    *
    Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
    *
    We serve people like you as good food!
    *
    The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
    *
    The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur;

    "Soon Go Fatt"
    *
    Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria;

    Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
    *
    A big poster advertising a restaurant in Japan:

    Happy Your Pocket!
    *
    Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant:

    “Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."

    ~~~

    On Tonight's Menu...

    Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and
    digestive glands of a crab.
    From a menu in China.

    *

    Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.

    *

    Children soup.
    From a menu in India.

    *

    Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
    From a menu in India.

    *

    Boys style little chickens.
    From a menu in Barcelona.

    *

    Pork with fresh garbage.
    From a menu in Vietnam.

    *

    Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
    From a menu in China.

    *

    Strawberry crap.
    From a menu in Japan.

    *

    Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
    From a menu in Japan.

    *

    Intestines of crab.
    Describing a Dim sum plate on a menu in China.

    *

    We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
    Chinese restaurant.

    ~~~

    The American slogan for Salem cigarettes, "Salem - Feeling Free," got translated in the Japanese market into "When smoking Salem, you feel so refreshed that your mind seems to be free and empty".

    A warning to motorists in Tokyo: "When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."

    Panasonic developed a complete Japanese Web browser, and to make the system user-friendly, licensed the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker as the "Internet guide." Panasonic eventually planned on a world version of the product. The day before the ads were to be released, Panasonic decided to delay the product launch indefinately. The reason: an American staff member at the internal product launch explained to the stunned and embarrassed Japanese what the ad's slogan, "Touch Woody - The Internet Pecker", might mean to English speakers.

    In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

    In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel toweles please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

    In a Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

    Diversion sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop - Drive Sideways.

  • the in's and out's of Japan

    muzukashii~~~

    難しい~~

    Shizuoka, Japan

  • London Calling

    Some real sign notices from our capital city...

    IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

    IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

    IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

    IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

    ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by his door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

    OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

    QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

    NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

    IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

    SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants. Please Stay In Your Car

    SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

    NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

    MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

    ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

    SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

    ~~~

    And this, sent to Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)

    Dear Abby,
    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

    ~~~

    Music: Smoke City: London
    Crustation with Bronagh Slevin: Purple (Air remix)

  • 日本のブランド

    My time in Japan was very precious and totally wonderful; teaching drawing etc, but also absorbing Japanese lifestyle, oddities, curiosities, and really feeling very much at home in the Japanese way, but there were some things which always made me smile, and I've added a few here;

    "Poccari Sweat": Sports drink, which has a distinctive colour scheme and is an energy booster, which my Japanese soccer friend insisted I take daily, and it's good!

    "Calpis": Never tried this drink, but it can be found everywhere with a name I daren't say quickly!!

    "Traing": This is used by Japan Railways as the verb for riding on trains. The trains incidentally, are in perfect Japanese, ie: clean, modern, on-time, brilliant!

    "Let's Kiosk": You can find this at Japanese railway station platforms, selling newspapers and magazines.

    "Let's Blue": Department store selling nothing but blue items.

    "Violence Jack OOff": Young fashion store!!

    "Pocky": Japanese wafer sticks, which are very tasty and easy to eat anywhere, anytime.

    "Coming Lemon": Just cough sweets...nothing more, nothing less~~!!!! These I never tried either, but my art friend in Kyoto loved them with the English tea I gave her.

    "Spanking! By the Sea": This can be found on pencil cases, mainly for high school students.

    "Flower Pussy": a brand notebook with little cats and cute flowers.

    "NIPPLESS": Amazing anti-nipple-erecting-plasters to cover any embarrassment!!! The brand has a winning slogan too, which is: "PLEASE PUT ON YOUR BUST. FOR SWIMMING, DANCING, AND T-SHIRT TIME."

    "NUDY": Brand-name hair product, which I found in all three host houses I stayed at, even tried it a few times, and it's ok.

    one-huuuuuundred-and-eighty~~

  • slipped-patience

    Next Monday will be the trip to Germany, for my spine, health and wellbeing, because the NHS locally have completely and totally failed me in all departments, and I am totally dissillusioned with the orthopaedic department who I feel are, at best, 'having a laugh' and at worst, downright negligent in their appalling mismanagement.

    I hesitate to once more reiterate such problems here, but this blog is my saviour - to be able to write and let off steam, if not I'd go insane!!!
    October 31st 2005, I received a phone call in the EARLY hours from the orthopaedic consultant who informed me he will certainly see me, within a week, and an appointment will be made "today with my secretary" and again insisted, I need to see you "next week".
    I was initially hopeful, but it was premature, foolhardy even, to trust the NHS in this way. I should have known it was the consultants' idle words to shut me up, to defuse me and hope I will just 'bugger off'. Now it is November 16th and there is NO appointment, no letter, no answer to my phone calls to the hospital, worse still, they ignore my MP and they ignore the newspaper too. It is scandalous...they have kicked me in the teeth and I now declare war.

    They admitted they lost all my paperwork, they admitted they misdiagnosed my spinal injuries.
    Indeed, an independant medical consultant gave me a 40 minute examination recently, and declared my condition, "6 points worse then documented" and considers my condition one that requires "at least a year of changing my lifestyle in order not to aggrivate an already serious condition" ...this information has been provided to the NHS who, frankly, don't give a damn.

    I lost faith in my hospital weeks ago, lost trust in my consultant this month, and so, what comes next? The way in which they have handled my case, and thousands of others no doubt, leaves me very bitter. To be treated like scum, simply because I have a slipped disc/fracture is reason to feel intensely let-down, and that is puttng it mildly.
    The increasing seriousness of my condition has rendered my right leg and hip nearly useless, as the ligaments and cartilage also wear and begin to suffer too.
    But I fully realise, mine is not of the slightest importance, after ELEVEN months, it has 'slipped' further down their waiting list...because the hospital now fear to even tackle a problem which has been exasperated by their own mismanagement. My feeling is, they are now petrified to discover how much more serious my condition has become SINCE they lost my papers, and they now veer towards ignoring the evidence.

    I'll seek solace and help abroad, next week, (for 4 days), because I m desperate to save my mobility. I love my country, England, but hate some of the baffling conditions which we bizarrely tolerate...as a rich nation.
    What else can I do?

    Colour: White
    Music: Future Sound of London: Vit Drowing
    Reading: Planet Philippines

    ~~~

    A very fine warm sunny morning....One beautiful ash tree sheltered, with yellow leaves, one low one quite green.
    -Dorothy Wordsworth, November 16th, 1800

  • commercial suicide

    The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, ko-kou-ko-le, which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth"

    When translated into Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off"

    In a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service"

    Outside a Hong Kong tailor's shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs"

    In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists"

    On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life".

  • ash

    My childhood memories were filled with the gentle attention of ash trees, which I believe are a little forgotten among trees. I rather like their gentle forms, and unpretentious foliage, which always puts up a good show in storms. Ivy-clad or naked, winter or summer, young or old, riverbank or hilltop, I admired them tremendously, as I do all trees.
    So tonight, I wish to blog about a short history of the ash tree,,,

    Since ancient times there are many who have believed that the first man was created from the branches and flesh of the Ash tree (also of the oak). The Ancient Greeks thought that since the beginning of time, cloud-ash was produced spawning small melia which came together with the resultant effect of creating humanity. (It was believed that the Oak created the first man, with the trees themselves being regarded as the first mothers.) Perhaps if it could create man, then it is one major reason why it was thought to possess many curative powers.
    Stories and legends abound for this tree. Some of which are connected with the supernatural and often with negative energies, whilst others have a root within specific belief systems such as Paganism or Christianity. One mythological belief focuses on the time Christianity was brought to Northern Europe, with the Scandinavian gods of the North obviously affected by this new belief. They were transformed into witches and the ash became their favourite tree. (Druids used the ash to fashion wands and spears, and also arrange ash sticks in a circle as protection against snakes.) In 'Phantastes' Dr. George MacDonald tells of how the 'Forest of Fairyland' was a place visited by witches. There was an ash tree in the forest which was thought to be an ogre, at least, people thought it a place where evil forces were at work, and on 'Walpurgis Night' it was said that the witches ate the tree buds so that there would not be any on 'St. John's Night'. To keep 'Askafora' (Eschenfrau) or the wife of the ash happy, an offering had to be given on Ash Wednesday. She was seen as an especially evil spirit who wrought havoc when dissatisfied which her surrounds.
    The seeds of the Ash have long been used in love divination. If the seeds did not appear on a tree the owner was thought to have been unlucky in love, or a future venture would probably be unsuccessful. By repeating the following traditional English (UK) verse the inquirer would soon unearth the identity of their intended:

    Love Divination Verse
    'Even-ash, even-ash, I pluck thee,
    This night my own true love to see,
    Neither in his bed nor in the bare,
    But in the clothes he does every day wear.'

    In the North of England (UK) it was thought that if a woman placed an Ash leaf in the left shoe, she would be fortunate enough to meet her future spouse immediately.
    Another traditional English (UK) verse was held to have the power to reveal weather information:

    Weather Changes
    'If the ash leaf appears before the oak,
    Then there'll be a very great soak.
    But if the oak comes before the ash,
    Then expect a very small splash.'

    To ward off negative energies and personal misfortune the following English (UK) verse was thought to aid those who came upon an Ash tree and picked a leaf from a branch:

    'Even ash, I do thee pluck,
    Hoping thus to meet good luck.
    If no good luck I get from thee,
    I shall wish thee on the tree.'

    Having found a leaf by chance, success and happiness would be doubly assured so long as the Ash leaf was kept and placed upon the person.
    A wonderful Norwegian love story describes 'Axel Thordsen and Fair Valdborg'. The two were never a couple in real life, but upon their death they were buried close to one another...with an Ash tree planted on each grave. As the trees grew to the same height the branches became inclined and so also entwined.
    In the story of 'Lay le Fraine', that translates as the 'Adventures of the Ash' or the 'Lay of the Ash Tree', a twin is deserted by the mother and is left at the door of an abbey beneath an Ash tree. This French romantic tale says that the infant is discovered by an abbess, who called the child 'Le Fraine' due to it's discovery under the tree.
    Another legend from Scandinavia tells of how a giant once gave an Ash tree to a community. He proceeded to instruct them to place the Ash tree on a church altar, and subsequently informed them of his intention to destroy the church. Rather than follow this perhaps sacrilegious instruction, the people deposited the Ash tree on top of a grave where it immediately burst into flames.
    There is no Ash tree in the churchyard of 'Nortorf, Holstein'. According to Saxon legend one may eventually grow into a tree, as each year an Ash shoot appears. On 'New Year's Night' every year, it is cut down by a white horseman riding a white horse, and every time a black horseman with a black steed tries to halt him. The white horseman though, fends off the black horseman's challenge. It is said that the tree will grow when the black horseman succeeds in challenging his opposite, and when this happens the tree will be tall enough for a horse to be tied underneath it, and so the king will be able to fight a mighty battle with his army. The horse under the tree will belong to the king and will stand there all the way through the battle. Should this unfold, the king will gain more power than previously held.
    Another English (UK) belief attached to the winged seeds is that is these do not appear then a reigning monarch will die.

    Gemstone: The Ash gemstone is Coral, also known as the "Forest of the Sea." It is formed from an animal skeleton and thus, is not a true gemstone, but an ocean jewel. One of the most ancient of gem materials, Coral has been used for adornment since prehistoric times.

    Flower: The flower of the Ash is the Wood Anemone, a member of the Buttercup family. This flower is sometimes referred to as the "Woodland Ghost" because it can often be found on sites which were once covered by ancient woodlands. Blooms usually first appear in March, preferring wooded areas and meadows and it is said that the Wood Anemone never blossoms earlier than March 16 and never later than April 22. The Egyptians held the Anemone as the emblem of sickness and to the Chinese, it was the "Flower of Death." According to one Greek legend, Anemos (the Wind) sent his namesakes, the Anemones, in the earliest Spring days as the heralds of his coming...yet another states that the blooms sprang from the tears of Aphrodite as she wandered the woodlands weeping for the death of Adonis. In Palestine, the Anemone was thought to have grown beneath the cross of Jesus and for many years, the flower was believed to carry diseases. In Europe it was once customary to hold one's breath while travelling through a field of Anemones, the belief being that even the air which surrounded them would be poisonous. In ancient times, herbalists would recommend application of various parts of the Anemone for headache, agues and rheumatic gout.

    Celestial Body: The celestial body associated with the Ash is the planet Neptune ("Lir"), Roman Lord of the Sea.

    Deity: The Ash deity is Gwyddion, son of the Goddess Don. In Welsh Mythology, the Children of Don were the deities who represented the Sky with he people of Cymru referring to the Milky Way as the "Castle of Gwyddion." Magician, storyteller and trickster, Gwyddion was indeed very wise, particularly in music magick, and once rescued Llew (his nephew) by singing an enchantment. Often referred to as a "Master of Illusion," Gwyddion was a helper of humankind and a warrior against the greedy and small-minded, supporting the cultural arts and learning, attempting to stamp-out ignorance. For these endeavors, Gwyddion is sometimes called the "Druid of the Gods." Gwyddion and his brothers fought in the Battle of the Trees to ensure that the Dog, Deer and Lapwing which Gwyddion had taken from Annwn could remain on Earth. His last foray into the Otherworld resulted in Pigs (sacred to many Goddesses) being brought to humankind.

    "Cruel the Ash tree,
    Turns not aside a foot-breadth,
    Straight at the heart runs he."

    -lauren6

  • north Norfolk

    Recently, I returned to live here in Norfolk, where I started my life, after France and working around the world.
    Norfolk has given me much pleasure, and is a county I have much affection for, so this is a little about north Norfolk, still a relatively undiscovered treasure house.
    Please enjoy some surprising facts;

    In August 2000 a rain of fish fell in Great Yarmouth. The fish were dead sprats and their strange journey was blamed on a mini-tornado that sucked thousands of fish from the North Sea ,only to deposit them on the puzzled people of Great Yarmouth.

    Cromer’s name means Crow’s Pond.

    Cloth spinners from Flanders set up their looms in Worstead after which the cloth is named.

    In St Margaret’s Church, Paston there is a monument to Katherine Paston whose father, Sir Godfrey Knyvitt, discovered Guy Fawkes setting his gunpowder trail in 1604.

    The Custom House in King’s Lynn is said to be Prince Charles’ favourite building.

    Michael Caine went to school in King’s Lynn.

    The pine trees at Holkham Beach were planted by Thomas William Coke to hold back the sea. Thomas Coke was famous for his work in the Agricultural Revolution and also for his habit of wearing country clothes at court, thereby starting a fashion revolution.

    Vaughan Williams’ ‘Norfolk Rhapsodies’ is based on folk songs collected from King’s Lynn fishermen.

    Captain George Vancouver was born in 1757 in King’s Lynn. He sailed with Captain James Cook and surveyed the Pacific coast of America. Towns in America and Canada are named after him.

    H G Wells and P G Wodehouse both visited Hunstanton.

    Castle Rising used to be a Rotten Borough and Pepys and Horace Walpole sat for it.

    William Shakespeare is said to have acted on the stage at St George's Guildhall in King's Lynn.

    Blickling Hall was the home of Anne Boleyn's family and the ghost of her father Thomas drives a coach pulled by headless horses over twelve local bridges. In the best ghost tradition, he carries his head under his arm and flames spurt from his mouth. He is doomed to carry out this journey once a year and is usually seen on 19th May, the anniversary of his daughter's execution. Anne herself has been seen walking around the hall with her head in her hand.

    The final scene in 'Shakespeare in Love' where Gwyneth Paltrow is seen walking along a sandy beach was shot at Holkham Beach. Holkham Bay was also used in the filming of the Avengers episode called 'The Town of No Return'. Filming for this episode also took place at Wighton. [The ALL SAINTS "Pure Shores" video was also shot on the lovely north Norfolk coast. -lauren6]

    Scenes for the 1942 film 'One of Our Aircraft is Missing' were shot in King's Lynn, as well as 'Revolution' starring Natassja Kinsky and Al Pacino.

    In the Dad's Army episode 'The Royal Train' the station at Weybourne was used.

    In 1405 men from Cley-next-the-Sea captured a ship called 'Maryenknight' which was carrying Prince James of Scotland. The Prince was sent to London where Henry VI held him hostage for seventeen years. James succeeded to the throne after his release.

    There are only five Preacher's Dials in the country and one of them is in Brancaster Church. At the very back of the nave, look high up under the roof and the board is there. The gilt markings are almost gone now but there were Roman numerals. Can you imagine the priest glancing heavenwards to check that he was starting the service on time?

    A Roman Road led from Brancaster's Roman Station to Caistor where Romans were also based.

    Oscar Wilde wrote 'A Woman of No Importance' while he was staying at Felbrigg.

    Prince Edward (King Edward VII) came to Cromer to play golf and stayed with the Maharajah of Cooch Behar, who lived on Cliff Avenue.

    Hookeria, a genus of moss was discovered in Holt and named after Sir William Jackson Hooker, a director of Kew Gardens, who was born in Norfolk in 1785.

    A Sheringham superstition recommends having a piece of coal in your boat to prevent bad luck at sea.

    St Edmund, boy king and martyr, was shipwrecked off the coast of Hunstanton.

    The only Norfolk building designed by Robert Adam is St Andrew's Church, Gunton (5 miles north of Aylsham, signposted beyond Gunton Hall). This is Adam's only complete church in this country and is noted for its moulded ceilings and fine furnishings.

    St Nicholas Chapel in King's Lynn is the largest chapel in England and is worth visiting for its wonderful architecture. It contains some beautiful carvings and a fascinating collection of monuments.

    Stiffkey means Island of Stumps.

    It is said that Nelson learned to sail at Brancaster.

    The bones of a prehistoric elephant were found at West Runton in 1995.

    One reason why Norfolk church towers are round is that the local building stone is flint, with which it is difficult to make corners.

    Black Shuck haunts the coast between Hunstanton and Cromer. Sighting this devil dog is said to be an omen of death. The 16th-century dramatist Christopher Marlowe is reputed to have seen the dog near Stiffkey marshes just after it had attacked another. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle heard the tales of Black Shuck while staying in Norfolk and began to plan his story 'The Hound of the Baskervilles'. Although the tale was eventually set on Dartmoor, Baskerville Hall is a good match for Cromer Hall which Doyle had visited. He also visited the Hill House pub in Happisburgh and wrote part of 'The Dancing Men' here.

    Following a huge storm in 1976 the foundations of a house were found on the beach at Snettisham. Enquiries revealed that they were the remains of a small bungalow used by Queen Alexandra to entertain on summer days.

    The Shrine of Our Lady at Walsingham was visited by every king from Richard I to Henry VII.

    In the 16th century, Blakeney provided three ships to battle the Spanish Armada.

    The public toilets in Little Walsingham are Grade I listed.

    The name 'Norfolk' was first recorded in 1043.

    In the porch of Wells Church is the gravestone of John Fryer, who was the sailing master on HMS Bounty at the time of the famous mutiny.

    In February 1929 the sea around Hunstanton Pier froze.

    It was so cold in January 1987 that birds were washed ashore at Bacton encased in ice!

    -www.norfolkcoastaonb.org.uk

  • happy nation

    We have a winner, after one week of banging our heads...weezbee is the wonderful winner, with the answer of VENEZUELA...the happiest nation in the world...I told you the answer is surprising.

    Answers;

    1. Venezuela
    2. Nigeria
    3. Iceland
    4. Ireland
    5. Philippines
    6. Netherlands
    7. Turkey
    8. USA
    9. Australia
    10. UK
    11. Switzerland
    12. Belgium
    13. Denmark
    14. Sweden
    15. Dominican Republic
    16. Canada
    17. Mexico
    18. Chile
    19. Austria
    20. Norway
    21. Argentina
    22. Ghana
    23. China
    24. France
    25. India
    26. Japan
    27. Brazil
    28. Uruguay
    29. Spain
    30. Finland
    31. Bangladesh
    32. Poland
    33. Portugal
    34. Italy
    35. Georgia
    36. Azerbaijan
    37. Slovenia
    38. Hungary
    39. Croatia
    40. Bulgaria
    41. Russia
    42. Romania
    43. Armenia
    44. Belarus
    45. Ukraine
    46. Slovakia
    47. Estonia
    48. Lithuania
    49. Moldova
    50. Latvia

    ~~~

    Yesterday's munchies...finally, I can eat again...
    munchies ~~ ginata'ang gulay

  • réinterpréter un rêve

    Le rêve qu'il vole, monte au-dessus du mécontentement
    vie désespérée surpassée par des pays des merveilles
    sachant mon rêve la manière meilleure a été signifiée
    musique joignant continuellement des mains
    chansons nous donnant la joie
    endroits - trouvés, mais ne vous tenez plus
    maintenant en dehors, la musique monte au-dessus de mon mécontentement
    vie merveilleuse inspirée par des pays des merveilles
    croyant ma vie la manière meilleure est signifiée
    musique embrassant efficacement des terres
    chansons donnant aujourd'hui seulement la joie
    endroits - douleur, mais plus dans des mes mains.
    ~~~
    The dream it flies, soars above discontent
    hopeless living surpassed by dreamlands
    knowing my dream the better way was meant
    music continually joining hands
    songs giving you and I merriment
    places - lain, but no longer stand

    now without, music soars above my discontent
    wonderful living inspired by dreamlands
    believing my life the better way IS meant
    music effectively embracing lands
    songs today giving only merriment
    places - pain, but no longer in my hands.

    ~~~

    "Dreams go by Contraries"

    ~~~

    Colour: Beige and navy blue
    Music: Tsunami: Inside my Soul (S Van Hees, R Serrano)

    ~~~

    Did you know that French is the first or second national language in 43 countries globally, and there are an estimated 200,000,000 French speakers around the world...
    ...The most common letter in both the French and English languages is the letter 'e'. In 1969, a Frenchman managed to write a full-length novel named 'La Disparition', which did not contain a single letter 'e' in the text.

  • 15 4 15th

    Did you know that this day, November 15th 1990, was the day that Milli Vanilli's producers announced that MV did NOT sing on their album. In 1935 the commonwealth of the Philippines inaugurated, and Brazil declared a republic, (1889). In 1492 Christopher Columbus notes first recorded reference to tobacco.

    So, what is November 15th bringing you all? Anything special happened to you on this day in years gone-by?

    ~~~

    A terrible rain, so prevented William from going to Coleridge's. The afternoon fine...The hills and the stars, and the white waters with their ever-varying yet ceaseless sound were very impressive.
    -Dorothy Wordsworth, November 15th, 1800

    ~~~

    The first case of the common cold was diagnosed in 1611 in Stratford, England. The patient? John Common, who coincidentally gave his cold to William Shakespeare who said the new malady exacerbated his lovesickness, thereby inspiring several of his most fondly remembered sonnets.

    If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball. (=WHO volunteered for that?????)

    Strains of bacteria similar to E. coli have been found in spent printer cartridges -- but only in the cyan ones. Scientists have no explanation.

    U.S. Army medics in World War I knew of the germ-fighting properties of rodent saliva and carried hamsters in their medical bags to sterilize wounds in the field. (= I seek confirmation of this, but have heard the story several times, and read about it too.)

    The sound made when a duck passes gas is the precise acoustic opposite of its quack; if it does both simultaneously, there's no audible sound.

    Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.

    The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

    Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

    Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

    A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.

    Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

    The steady, rhythmic sound produced by dripping water increases the capacity for sleeping males to experience lucid sexual dreams.

    Blue water in a toilet bowl causes males to urinate 7 percent more.

    Constipation kills nearly twice as many people as diarrhea, mainly because the former mostly afflicts the old and weak while the latter mostly affects young, strong children.

    ** What distance does blood travel each day through the human body?
    60,000 miles
    7,000 miles
    800 miles
    10 miles ???

  • coucher du soleil de novembre

    sun sets, frost in the air
    coucher du soleil de novembre derrière l'arbre de chêne.
    all the space in the world

    Cycling out of Norwich, feeling the bite of early winter advancing with the silent approach of the year's end.

    ~~~

    There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbour's.
    Clyde Moore

    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
    Steven Wright

    Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when just right they're watching TV.
    Mike Garofalo

    "If you don't like the weather, wait a minute"

    Horatio Nelson said: "I cannot command winds and weather."

  • hangin' around

    A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

    The moral of the story:
    If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

  • lingostats

    Order and Frequency of Single Letters

    E 12.31%
    T 9.59
    A 8.05
    O 7.94
    N 7.19
    I 7.18
    S 6.59
    R 6.03
    H 5.14
    L 4.03
    D 3.65
    C 3.20
    U 3.10
    P 2.29
    F 2.28
    M 2.25
    W 2.03
    Y 1.88
    B 1.62
    G 1.61
    V 0.93
    K 0.52
    Q 0.20
    X 0.20
    J 0.10
    Z 0.09

    Letter Groups Percentages

    A E I O U 38.58%
    L N R S T 33.43%
    J K Q X Z 1.11%
    E T A O N 45.08%
    E T A O N I S R H 70.02%

    [H.F. Gaines, Cryptanalysis; a study of ciphers and their solution, Dover, New York]

    "lingostats" is my own word for tutoring~~
    -lauren6

    It's also very interesting to see figures for web content, by language, with no surprises for first place, but would you have guessed the others?

    English 68.4%
    Japanese 5.9%
    German 5.8%
    Chinese 3.9%
    French 3.0%
    Spanish 2.4%
    Russian 1.9%
    Italian 1.6%
    Portuguese 1.4%
    Korean 1.3%
    Other 4.6%
    Total Web pages: 313 B
    Source: Vilaweb

  • frosties

    Food!
    I managed to eat something without being sick, and it was something very exotic, and delicious...ginata'ang gulay.
    No wonder my apetite briefly returned...this is an asian dish with okra, chilli, shrimps, rice, fresh Philippine fish, (yes, work that out!), seaweed, ginger, coconut milk, and a hungry tummy. The first proper meal in 4 days.
    [Assez ieusne qui pauvrement vit]

    This afternoon I rushed to the Post Office to send some fruit teas to someone special, on the other side of the world, and was undecided between walking or cycling, when I eventually made up my mind, and walked, (it meant I could where my lovely new coat, (from Saturday's shopping), in dark brown, with a few zips, and a great addition for me!!), within one minute my mother passed-by in her car, and took the parcel off my hands, so I returned home to get the bicycle instead, in the hope of catching a fine sunset, which at that moment appeared likely, and as the frost begun to form on the rapidly thining tree foliage. Incredibly, there are still flies everywhere here, with a temperature of only 2 degrees, they are brave little things, but half a dozen sought warmth in my eyeball...all went for the left side...explanation(s) please?

    I have a question bugging me, ...one for Liverpool FC fans and one I should know but don't; when did Liverpool assume the now famous all red kit, and for what reason did they change? I know in the 1950's, they had red shirts and white shorts, then in the Shankly era all red. What was the reason?
    Please let me know someone...it has bugged me for months.

    And...nobody has got the 'happiest nation on earth' question yet....come on, come on...please...I don't want to give the answer, but here is a CLUE...it is NOT an island.
    OK?

    ~~~

    "Clear moon, frost soon."
    If the atmosphere is clear, the surface of the earth will cool rapidly as heat is radiated away at night. There is no "blanket" of clouds to keep the heat that the ground absorbed during the day from radiating back up into space. If the temperature is low enough on these clear nights and there's no wind, frost may form.

    ~~~

    Music: Smokee: Dual Power....one of my all-time top 10 tunes, this reminds me of the highest moments of my life, the sentiment, the love, the memory, the hope, and even the future, all in one, it somehow connects my life, from Europe to the far-east, like nothing else can, and reminds me of dropping down that immense hill beside Dover castle, under a red sunset, unbeknown at the time, but the start of an epic journey for me, and the imminent arrival of love, there we touched heaven, and this land became the land of the rising sun, albeit briefly, though it truly and wholeheartedly merited this label, and the goosebumps return, again and again, as sure as... there'll be bluebirds over
    the white cliffs of Dover
    tomorrow, just you wait and see,
    there'll be love and laughter
    and peace ever after
    tomorrow, when the world is free.

    winterburg by lauren6

  • any1 4 10is ?

    The French thought they had stumbled onto something when they attempted to remake the calendar basing everything on the number ten—ten days to make a week, three ten-day weeks to make a month, and ten thirty-day months to make a year. There was a day of rest built into the new ten-day week (décade), but you had to work nine days before you could enjoy it. Some had proposed a ten-hour day, but it did not catch on. As long as you lived in France, the calendar could be followed, but doing business with other nations was a nightmare. The French had to create conversion calendars to match it with the Gregorian Calendar that the rest of the world follows. The calendar was finally abandoned in 1806.

    ~~~

    It is not enough to run, one must start in time.
    French Proverb

    ~~~

    Such a fourteenth of November would have been thought very fine and warm in the end of August.
    -Walpole, November 14th, 1793

  • wrap up warm to beat cold - scientists

    Cold comfort: Chilling the skin can result in an infection taking hold, it has been found

    The traditional plea of mothers and grandmothers worldwide for youngsters to "wrap up warm or you'll catch a cold" has been given scientific support.

    Folklore suggests that chilling the surface of the body, through wet clothes, feet and hair, causes common cold symptoms to develop.

    But past research has dismissed any relationship between chilling and viral infection as having no scientific basis.

    Now researchers, with the aid of bowls of ice water and people's feet, appear to have shown that being chilly really can cause a cold to develop.

    Claire Johnson and Professor Ron Eccles, from Cardiff University's Common Cold Centre, recruited 180 volunteers to bravely take part in their study during the city's common cold season.

    The intrepid participants were asked to take off their shoes and socks. Half were subjected to 20 minutes with their feet immersed in ice cold water, while the others sat with their feet in an empty bowl.

    During the next four or five days, almost a third (29 per cent) of the chilled volunteers developed cold symptoms - compared to just nine per cent in the control group.

    Professor Eccles said there was a simple explanation as to why chilly feet could lead to the development of cold virus symptoms.

    "When colds are circulating in the community many people are mildly infected but show no symptoms. If they become chilled this causes a pronounced constriction of the blood vessels in the nose and shuts off the warm blood that supplies the white cells that fight infection.

    "The reduced defences in the nose allow the virus to get stronger and common cold symptoms develop.

    "Although the chilled subject believes they have 'caught a cold' what has in fact happened is that the dormant infection has taken hold."

    -aol

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Is this for real???
    It took a scientific study to work this out...in 2005???? It sounds like madness, of course mum's were right, isn't it obvious, or am I all googy this morning???
    But it is an English male thing to throw off the jumper at this time of year isn't it, t-shirts only lads, whatever the weather.
    Surely the 29% with colds can now sue the scientists??
    What's your opinion blog buddies?

    I'm ready for my flu jab shortly, but this is now day three and a half without a meal, and I'm pleading with the doctor to advise me, on EXACTLY what medicine has been prescribed to myself.
    Eating causes an intense, acidic fire in my stomach these days.

  • olaf lâché

    Who likes Rhodesian Ridgebacks?

    Well, after a break-in in 1994 at our then French home, we decided to get a chien de garde, from a dog rescue centre, near my Grandparent's home, overlooking the Côte d'Opale...and my mother and I came across mostly thin, timid and tiny little things all enthusiastic granted, cute too, but all in awe of one giant, all-muzzle-and-no-fuss ginger creature who kept dropping himself into the pool, still suspended by his chain attached to the overhead cables...he was Olaf, the dog we chose, and the dog whose puppyhood was spent in Belgium, then just entering France, in a small flat in a northern suburb of Lille...he was, frankly, the furthest image I had contemplated, but this gentle giant was the chap who was to weigh down my Renault 9, and commandeer our guest house.
    It was still flaming June, and World Cup USA '94 was in full flow, I remember Brazil v Sweden being on TF1 (tv) when we reached home, the moment we let the ginger giant loose in the garden, which had been all tarmac, just two years previous, but was now in it's first year befitting the word 'garden.'

    Olaf's initial foray into our routine was to spread right across the sofa, muddy-puddying over the parquet floor which I'd tirelessly polished on my hands and knees...within minutes his appetite led him to Le Courier Picard, and he was out of control. But a quick game of garden football with old washing machine cables kept us both fit and content, with the distant roar of goals from Romario, and visions of the 'baby-cradling' celebrations!
    Visitor upon visitor came and went, guests, tourists, my own French family, even a lady with whom thoughts drifted to matters very warm...oh, how I enjoyed our pure relationship that year.
    But Olaf, he could eat my mother's glasses, even our guest list, and worst of all, he loved eating French Francs!!!
    Stairs were not his strong point, as the weight piled up daily on the poor chap, but doors were a thrill, especially his head-charge, (he later got the guest nickname of Luddendorf), the perormance frequently offered free 'donkey rides' to any unfortunate in his path at the wrong moment.
    The busiest season in our guest house of course being July, was the time Olaf chose to create the greatest disturbance possible.

    The situation: a party of 42 people, arriving by coach expected at 11.30am for teas, cakes, sandwiches, snacks and information about the area. The food was purchased that morning, for freshness, lettuces were tripping off the trolley in the supermarket, rolling down that ill-placed slope just outside Intermarché, to be joyfully caught by an obviously passionate rugby fan!
    My mother and I sliced the baguettes, as we had become accustomed to doing, threw in ham, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise and set the table, on this occasion it would be al-fresco, in the 29 degree late morning and very clear sunshine, where the sky is able to take on a sublime and galactic dark blue.
    Alas, we'd forgotten the ins and outs, at 10.45am Olaf decided to bolt. He surged through the door at such speed, that the admittedly flimsy chain instantly surrendered, and Olaf headed for the hills. I gave chase, down the main road, traffic would have to take second-place in hot pursuit of the great ridgeback who dived beneath the barbed wire, beside a WWI-scarred cream-stoned house, into a field full of cows, and bit one on it's hind leg, the sound of which was straight out of Scooby Doo. (très triste pour la vache malheureuse !!) The cows scuttled into the corner, fearing an invasion of Flemish ridgebacks and a half-French-Englishman, steaming obscenities, in English, at the said ginger giant, who had by now continued north-west through an ageing orchard, surrounded by rusted posts, the colour of which ws greatly enhanced by a beautiful summer sun.
    Olaf got the better of me for pace, and I thought he had made his break for freedom succesfully, as he passed a dip in the green field, down to the road that led to a hamlet, wood, and endless roaming. I followed, as a gesture, and was shocked to find, one minute later, our fiendish-minded ridgeback, sitting, beside the travelling butcher van, furthermore, being patted on the head too!! The butcher viewed my apparent 'shortcut' with enormous scepticism.
    Monsieur, quel est le problème avec vous et ce chien ?
    il est très étrange ! !
    votre chien semble affamé.
    I said that Olaf was in fact mine, and as I passed my hand to bring him home, he let out a great wooooooooooooooooooooof which rattled the butcher van's back doors!
    He was now at his worst as I had to drag him home - all of two miles - with him almost sitting on all fours, predictably watched by a sudden increase in traffic, familiar faces, local mayor, teachers, neighbours, the lot!
    I got him home, exhausted, sweating, thirsty, and actually bonded with the loveable lump from Belgium.

    The party arrived, I was surprisingly on a high by then, which soon drifted away upon the successful completion of "party 42" and so to a cold shower, a thunderous talking to for Olaf, and a low profile in French village life for a day or two!!!

    Out of a hideous incident, and absurdity, something so irrational, unforeseen, ill-timed, ridiculous and plain silly, can come the realisation of how important someone or something can be to yourself.
    Never underestimate what you have around you, never take them, or it, for granted.
    We're all wild sometimes, we all need a little madness every now and then, however intolerant we are inside, pushing our character in any direction does not have to be a negative experience.

    For my own story, Olaf is still in our world, but is now 'bed-ridden' and racked with arthritis, but able to show his happiness when I visit my parents home.

    Dans la mémoire de mon beau grand-père qui n'est plus en ce
    monde...et toute ma famille française que j'aime beaucoup.
    Je les manque.

    Colour: Green and blue
    Music: Seal: Crazy
    Way Out West: Intensify (Blind Faith remix)

    ~~~

    As a bird that wandereth from her nest, so is a man that wandereth from his place.

  • The inquisitive are the intuitive

    The inquisitive are the intuitive

    Yes, the questions bring at least some answers, or so it seems, in the thirst for knowledge, but how does it stand when related to individuals?
    Hmm, a very convoluted position that, but those that seek answers through a deluge of questions, surely find a modicum of success in the answers, which themselves sow an ever-burgeoning desire for increased knowledge, and so on.
    I'm often reminded by a Korean friend, that the mind quickly becomes accustomed to pattern, of thoughts, food, and learning routine, set the mind in motion and it keeps going, which is why sleep is such a problem. The physical has been substituted by the mental, which sadly has a broad meaning, in a highly-charged modern society, heaping more pressure and intolerable situations on so many.
    Has our life brought what we have sought by our constant questioning?
    My belief is that as a human race, it is inevitable that we will exhaust every avenue of desire; knowledge, lust, invention, scientific, medical, perverse or otherwise, humans will be there sooner or later, right or wrong, it is true and undeniable, for it is a fact we can never beat or repress our own nature...some can, many can...but as a being, en-masse, no we cannot.
    Our curiosity is unquenchable, without it, we would be nothing.

    (Please also read sokita2u's wonderful blog posting today! Her post gave me reason to write over "lunchtime".)

    These past few days have seen a big change in both my medication, and my apetite. I have only managed one small bowl of pasta, one piece of toast and a thin slither of cheese in two and a half days. My stomach has shut, and a total rejection of all food is now upon me, and I seem unable to return, for the moment, to my usual love of simple but fine cuisine. I manage water, Chinese tea, and soya milk only, which has so far washed my strong painkillers down, and sustains me, but for how much longer I know not. I feel the whole insides have taken on a new form, not my own.
    Blog buddies, what is right, or wrong here? The medication is up to 4 tablets, 3 of which have been strengthened this month, and alleviate the pain, ( I had stayed off these damned things, fearing the consequences, until a few weeks ago, when I did as the doctor ordered and started taking them with religious regularity), but now I am unable to sleep or eat. I tried eating, and the acid-feeling within was only eased by it's refrangibility.
    I eat, therefore I don't.

    Colour: Honeydew
    Music: Hazy Roomz: Herbal Essence
    Primal Scream: Exterminator (Massive Attack mix)
    Smith & Mighty: Closer
    Smith & Mighty: Jungle Man Corner
    Wave Form: New Frontier...
    ...Touched my senses so deeply;
    reminds me of Dover days
    a prescious laze
    those days
    with the one touching my heart so dramatically.

    Blog buddies, blog buddies, the question remains unanswered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Come on y'all, who is the happiest nation in the world????
    Say it, guess it, try it, find it, be INQUISITVE!!!

    Answers so far;

    3. Iceland
    4. Ireland
    5. Philippines :)
    6. Netherlands
    8. USA
    9. Australia
    10. UK :P
    11. Switzerland
    12. Belgium
    13. Denmark
    14. Sweden
    15. Dominican Republic
    16. Canada
    17. Mexico
    18. Chile
    20. Norway
    23. China
    24. France
    25. India
    26. Japan
    27. Brazil
    29. Spain
    30. Finland
    32. Poland
    33. Portugal
    34. Italy
    38. Hungary
    41. Russia

    ~~~

    I must only add, that after a long fit of rainy weather, it has been fair two or three days, and is this day grown cold and frosty; so that you must give poor little Presto leave to have a fire in his chamber morning and evening too, and he'll do as much for you.
    -Swift, November 13th, 1710

    ~~~

    No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

    ~~~

    ok, ok...

  • out for a duck ?

    Supposedly from a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan.

    A guy in Michigan buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly payments. He and a friend decide to go duck hunting, but, of course, all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with guns, a dog, beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.

    Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do realize that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Grand Cherokee) are standing, they risk slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and they might possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. So, they decide to light the fuse and throw the dynamite.

    Remember I mentioned a vehicle, beer, guns and a dog? Yes, the dog: A highly trained black lab used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog sprints off across the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice.

    The two men wonder what to do. They yell, scream, and wave their arms wildly. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with 8 duck shot, hardly big enough to kill a black lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, and then continues on. Another shot and the dog, still alive, becomes really confused and scared, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane.

    He takes off to find cover, (with the now really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite)... under the brand new Cherokee. BOOM ! Dog and Cherokee are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two candidates for Co-leaders of the Known Universe standing there with a "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.

    The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered.

    He had yet to make the first of those $400+ a month payments.

  • what's the story (morning glory)?

    Some actual newspaper headlines, all truly printed a few years ago;
    --------------------------------------------------------------

    Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

    Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    Miners Refuse to Work After Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    Stolen Painting Found by Tree

    Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

    Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Do you have any memorable newspaper headlines?

  • la lune

    "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time and I think I've forgotten this before."

    moon-limes

    Up to a year ago, I sought the moon in Japan, it was a dream I had since childhood, to see the moon, a shooting-star, with my good friend, and it was almost achieved, but the Tokyo sky is hardly conjusive to star gazing however.
    The light is just that, no darkness anywhere, just the dazzle of lights, and the feeling that you can eat or shop anywhere and anytime, and star gazing seems merely a dream before landing.
    But, nonetheless, my two buddies took me to Shinjuku, to a karaoke box to be precise, just before midnight, with Kirin beer and a yellow-pages sized catalogue of hits to choose from, with a terrific selection of English songs too, over 40 by Oasis alone! When my friend sung, without alcohol, all I could feel was serious respect, he did brilliantly...my other friend, I already knew she could sing, and I'd heard her superb piano-playing in my home here in Norfolk, so her voice was no surprise, (she also introduced so many terrific Japanese songs to me too), but that amazing feeling of songs only heard in one country, being sung by friends in another, made me feel delight, amidst plastic cups of beer and the increasing pressure of my turn to sing...which I didn't refuse, and subjected my friends to 'Some Might Say', 'Live Forever' and 'Don't Look Back in Anger' ...my feeling for England at an all-time high...but then my friend asked if I duet with her for...wait for it, "Together Forever" ohhhhhhh myyyyyyy God. We did too!
    So, I didn't see or need the moon, but found the sun shining after midnight instead.

  • friendly on fire !

    Was that one of the best 'friendly' matches in recent times??
    Yes I hear you say....England 3, Argentina 2, and to me, it brought back the same excitement, (to the same degree and even more so), of the 2002 pairing with Argentina in Sapporo...tonight was no friendly, but a game played by true professionals on both sides, playing brilliantly for their country...and hats off to both Argentina and England for a wonderful game.
    It started well, continued and finished even better.
    You can tell Michael Owen is a Newcastle player now, did you see his celebration after his first, and England's second goal...a-la-Shearer!!
    But as a team, England were very good. To be fair it was one of those games that could have gone either way, but no complaints about England today...I take it Sven's job is now safe, again??!!
    ;D

    Two England victories in the same day, a happy day!

  • up gîtes street

    France, 1992, and an elderly, monotone but knowledgeable Englishman moves to a rural area of the north, after retirement, and sets up a gîtes, later to be known simply, as a git.
    I met him only twice, and his handshake was a wet fish slap on the palm, like a slippery haddock falling through my own hand, reluctant, soft, slimy...slippery, yuck.
    His early efforts seemed normal enough, the lanky Londoner, who never wore a smile, until one day, a neighbour moved in.
    The neighbour worked in cemeteries, and was a transvestite, a beautiful one half the time, but beneath the surface shall we say, was a pure Frenchman, game for a laugh, but more accustomed to the fierce continental winter winds.
    Well, the Englishman, who shall be known as T, had eyes on his new neighbour, and rumours started to circulate that a 'crush' had developed, one which the Frenchman, who shall be known as ... Diva, initially rather enjoyed.
    I lived just 6 miles from the said 'couple' and could almost 'hear' the blossoming of spring lust in that rural gite.

    Then, in summer 1992, a neutral/mutual friend had a get-together aperitif, and another haddock-handshake from T put me off the peanuts for the remainder of the evening, though the pastis was delightful. Breast-pocket-cum-ashtrays, and T singing the praises of French women, one in particular he told me, "She just came out of nowhere!" and his face showed the slightest sign of animation, until, a near smile brought, "She is so elegant, beautiful, I'm really taken with her", and at that point I knew he was fluttering the tones of lust, but little did I realise that 'she' was a he, and knew that he - T - did not know about she being a he. Oh lord.

    A couple of months passed, and some friends of mine, who had returned from two years teaching in Portugal, told me, that they had just met T, following Diva, in a state of excitement...they informed me that T had taken to painting, and repainting his garden wall which overlooked Diva's house. T had become expert at ladder-lust.
    Love is blind, as T began extolling the virtues of 'elegance', 'beauty', 'long hair' and many other longings. His appearance changed, not for the better either, as his hair, already white, gained several inches, a thin, straight, long butter white which made one feel rather sick actually.
    He was now given to the full throes of letting-on, that his neighbour was a stunner, how often his 'stunner' eyed-him, blinked at him, spoke to him, softly every morning and evening in passing, and how they shared a common bond...indeed they did!!

    For that entire summer, the whole region knew the secret of the cemetery worker's sideline, a transvestite of real ethnic beauty, which never showed itself in any shape or form, as a hardened rural worker.
    Indeed, T never twigged that when 'Diva' was home, Mr-Diva was working, and vice-versa. He would only feel contentment that Mr-Diva was unfriendly and seldome came home, leaving Diva lonely, and perhaps, T was always in with a chance.
    Of course, it eventually dawned on him, that nobody would ever go into details about Diva, only smirks and chuckles...and in time, Diva never did anything either suggestively, or of hostility...both of which put T into a darkened corner.
    In time, Diva moved away, a transfer, and T was gutted, his sadness, moping could not be disguised, until someone, somehow told him, 'T, stop it, she was a man, and a rough one at that.' ...

    What is worse, T was also married, 35 odd years, and this absurdity continued in front of his long-suffering wife, who, mysteriously left him, never to be seen again.
    T was already an embittered man, and the move to France was all his idea, and it seemed to blow-up in his face, tragically.

    Nobody ever knows what's in the stars, or even who their neighbours really are, but people must always keep their feet on the ground, and not to climb a ladder that can't be finished climbing; and never forget the fact that there is always the need for someone to hold the ladder in the first place, whoever they may be...to give us balance in all we hope to do.

    ~~~
    On revient sage des iours
    ~~~

    Never was such unwholesome weather! I have a great cold, and have not been well this fortnight : even immortal Majesty has had looseness!

    -Walpole, November 12th, 1741

  • one nation, all nations 2

    Some more on nation's names, and histories....

    Britain's name comes from Pritani, which refers to the original inhabitants of the British Isles who used body-paint and tattoos...a tradition alive and well even today!
    It is also possible the name derives from the Celtic goddess, Brigid.
    It's also interesting to note these other alternatives, used;
    England/Great Britain: Gaelic Sasainn; Welsh Lloegr; Jp. Eikoku 英国

    Turkey - تركيا - Türkiye Cumhuriyeti, (TR) has a far deeper root than at first appears, Türkiye being divided into two words "Türk" which refers to "strong" in Turkish, and usually refers to the habitants of Turkey or a member of the Turkish nation; and Arabic suffix "iye" meaning "owner" or "related to". The root is commonly cited among early Altaic tribal ethnonyms, and is shared by the modern inhabitants of Turkmenistan.

    Portugal - República Portuguesa - (PT) takes it's name from portus, the latin word for port, and also the name of the Roman port, Cale, (modern Porto), which was an earlier Greek colony of Calle, meaning 'beautiful' in Greek. Portugal, the compound name, derives from Portus Cale, by adding Portus to the old name of modern Porto, and so we have "Portugal" as a joint Greek and Latin word meaning "Beautiful Port".

    China's name, 中華人民共和國, (CN), after the Qin Dynasty in Sanskrit, pronunciation of which came to western languages through the Persian word, چین "Chin". Zhong Guo, (Chinese name) means "center country" and it's also interesting to add names from the archaic English Cathay, Turkish Xytai, and Russian Китай (Kitai) derive from the Khitan people who conquered China in the 10th century.

    Sri Lanka இலங்கை ஜனநாயக சோஷலிசக் குடியரசு (LK) has a fascinating name, "Resplendent Lanka" in Sanskrit, and the 'Lanka' is sometimes intepreted as island.
    The ancient name, Serendip, derived from the Sanskrit "Sinhala-dweepa", meaning either "land of lions" or "land of the Sinhala people", with sinha meaning lion in Sanskrit, and the Sinhalas being the early Aryan inhabitants of this region.
    The English name was Ceylon, and the Portuguese.
    Seilan: former names of the country from the Pali Sinhalana meaning "land of the lions".

    -lauren6

    *Don't forget to try to find the happiest nation in the world!
    -see my post, "are you happy ?" (november 10th), below...

  • some after eights

    Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

    [ addenda: There is some debate over assassination - some say it was Shakespeare, others say it derives from an Arabic word, and it had a very interesting background;

    The first documented use of assassination is indeed to be found in the works of the noble bard...

    If th’ assassination could trammel up the consequence, and catch with his surcease, success.

    - Macbeth, Act i, scene vi

    It would be unreasonable to assume Shakespeare invented a hatful of new words each day, but he did indeed base his word on the word assassin, which is indeed Arabic in origin. I thought it of great interest to all, to post the information below;

    "The Arabic original is hashshashin (or hashsihiyyin) both meaning "eaters of hashish". Yes, it was plural. For some unknown reason, it was the plural form of the word which took hold in Europe. One over-simplified account of this word claims that the assassins took hashish before murdering someone. This is not quite true, however.

    The first assassins were followers of a minor Islamic sect called the Ishmaeli which achieved political power by murdering its opponents. Their leader was a man called Hassan ibn Sabbah, who was known to some western travelers as "The Old Man of the Mountains". Candidates for admission to his sect, on arrival at the gates of his mountain fortress, were fed quantities of a drug concoction (which probably included hashish) and promptly passed out. They awoke in a delightful garden where they were regaled with choice foods and exquisite drinks by beautiful young women. After a while, they were then fed more of the drug and awoke to find themselves outside the fortress once more. Hassan convinced them that what they had seen was a glimpse of the paradise to which they would go if they died while carrying out his orders. Naturally, they became fearless.

    Now these guys didn't just murder people straight away, they gave them plenty of warning. First a stealthy assassin would leave a bag of gold on someone's pillow while they slept. If the "victim" didn't get that hint, a little later a dagger would be left. It is said that one mullah (preacher) in Baghdad was vociferous in his opposition to Hassan and his murderous crew until one day he suddenly would hear no word against them. When asked why this was he said "They have convinced me with arguments which were both weighty and pointed". People knew what he meant". -from, takeourworld.com ]

    - I would also like to thank arion and sokita2u -

    The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

    The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

    The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

    China has more English speakers than the United States.

    The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

    The English-language alphabet originally had only 24 letters. One missing letter was "J," which was the last letter to be added to the alphabet. The other latecomer to the alphabet was "U."

    The name of the Internet's most popular directory, is an acronym. According to the company, the name "Yahoo" stands for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle."

    The act of snapping one's fingers has a name. It is called a "fillip."

    "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."

    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
    U-(

    There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein" -- the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

    To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

    [ addenda:
    =origin of the word testify?

    It is first recorded in English in the late 14th century as testifie, having come from Late Latin testificare "to bear witness, proclaim". That word was formed from testi(s) "witness" and ficus "making". Testis comes from the Indo-European root trei- "three", with the sense of a "third person standing by (as a witness)".

    It is also believed that Latin testis "witness" is related to testis "testicle", by the idea that a testicle "bears witness" of virility. Some believe that testis "testicle" is actually related to Latin testa "pot, shell". ]

  • post no blogs

    le blog ne peut pas faire
    quelle signalisation de blog veut
    le blog ne peut pas montrer
    ce que ma signalisation veut
    ainsi coeur dans la bouche
    et les yeux s'ouvrent au loin
    la signalant maintenant
    si le blog peut décider
    entrez maintenant
    et espérez cette fois!

    (blog cannot do
    what blog posting wants
    blog cannot show
    what my posting wants
    so heart in mouth
    and eyes open wide
    posting it now
    if blog can decide
    enter now
    and hope this time!)

  • the eleventh hour

    Another breezy and mild day outside, as I've downed my four tablets in one gulp of tap water, (which they say in this week's press, is 'out of fashion'?? What garbage that is!)
    The renewed medicine, and slightly stronger painkillers, that I've been prescribed, and succumbed to, do indeed work well, but, have blown my stomach, destroyed my apetite, and given me a form of insomnia-inspired-hyperactive-creative-splurge, leaving my eyes 20-20-20, it is surreal, nothing this week feels in the least related to other weeks, but this is all my local NHS can offer, and I want to take my mind back, I do not trust them anymore.

    (BTW-I think that angelblue has posted something really useful, about eyes and PC's which is very, very good. Do read her blog if you have the chance.)

    So I skipped breakfast after the medicine, as is now commonplace for me, some night's I skip supper, it just seems that all I want to do is draw, create lesson-plans for tutoring, and write, with only soya bean coffee or Japanese green tea. c'est tout.
    Everytime doctor's prescribe hampers full of tablets, it effects the sleep, the equilibrium...surely the tummy only wants what's good for survival, or pleasing. Once the mind accepts the doctor's orders, the tummy shut's up shop.

    Anyway, I found some funny pieces in Style today;

    City Breaks: Spend half your prized three-day break getting there and coming back; struggle to reach your 6.30am at an airport that calls itself London, but is actually in Norfolk, to get somewhere that calls itself Venice, but is actually in Switzerland. Then realise you have seen everything in the first hour.
    E-mail braggers: People who "complain" about how many messages they get sent, especially after they get back from holiday. "I'm still ploughing through them!" Yes, well done. You're very important.
    Loyalty cards: It pays to be loyal. If you have both a Barclaycard and a Nectar card and use the credit card to buy £12,000 of Sainsbury's stuff you get enough points for a baseball cap with a Nectar logo on it. You do have to pay postage, but that's only fair.
    The property ladder: A marvellous system that divides society into two camps: the smug and the damned.
    Serving suggestions: Have the makers of hummus, say, ever received a letter complaining that there was no parsley included inside? "The label clearly depicts a parsley garnish atop the tasty, Mediterranean, chickpea-based dip. So where the blazes is it, you thieving bastards? Is it customary for supermarkets wilfully to cheat their customers in this way?

    Remember, it's Armistice Day today, and nearly 11am, ...their name liveth for evermore.

    Colour: seeing red, with a sky blue feeling
    Music: Photek: Modus Operandi (1997)
    Reading: Edmund Blunden: Undertones of War

    Walmer Castle. It seems needless to go out for air, doors and windows all chatter and sing at once, and hardly keep out the dark storm of wind and rain which is howling round.
    -Lady Lyttelton, November 11th, 1842.

  • are you happy ??

    Blog buddies, bloggers, taking all things into account, would you say your life is not happy, quite happy, very happy...very, very happy?
    Given this information, which nation in the world would you say, answered the happiest of all?

    I eagerly await your answers~~!!
    :b

  • spare a thought...

    About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

    A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

    Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!

    A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime

    Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

    While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten grinds his teeth.

    The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting while the male simply prefers to rest. !!

    Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

    Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    All polar bears are left handed.

    Ants don't sleep.

    Glue dates back to prehistoric times. Artists once mixed colorings with raw eggs, dried blood, and plant juices to make sticky paints for cave murals. Later, ancient Egyptians and other people learned to make stronger glues by boiling animal bones and hides. Today companies make glues using synthetic substances.

    The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!

    ~~~

    We are having a little St. Martin's summer, cold and rakish, which I like better than the rain; I am always out of doors, got up like a were-wolf. My superficial good-humour depends largely on the weather: so that if you want to know how I am, you have only to consult the stars.
    -Madame de Sévigné. Les Rochers, November 10th, 1675

  • asia major ~

    I was listening to a programme last night about China, and it's astounding potential, which is being realised already, but also highlighting that a huge percentage of it's population still live in abject poverty.
    The guests focused attention on the fact that nobody from 'the west' should pontificate as to how 'it should be done' but merely to give examples of our own historic progress, over a far longer timescale. The British expert whose name I've sadly forgotten, spent thirty years in China, and said how much the Chinese were intrigued with his experience, and also his method of speaking only of our economic story, in Britain, without giving any orders as to how China should continue.
    And, from my own experience, there is no stopping a tiger leaping forward.

    The report on population below makes fascinating reading.

    Changes in Asia’s fast growing cities
    are closely watched across the world

    Whereas London took 130 years to grow from one to eight million, Bangkok took 45 years, Dhaka 37 years and Seoul only 25 years, says research by UN-Habitat. By 2015, Asian developing countries will hold three of the world’s five largest urban agglomerations: Mumbai, Dhaka and Delhi. Despite the growth of Asia’s urban population, there has been an unprecedented decline in poverty in Asia-Pacific. UN-Habitat describes the recent progress in the region’s poverty reduction as one of the largest decreases in mass poverty in human history. Of all the world’s regions, Asia also ranks lowest in almost all types of crime. People in African and Latin American urban areas are twice as likely to become victims of crime than those living in Asian cities.

    Asia now holds 61 per cent of the global population and its share of the global urban population has risen from 9 per cent in 1920 to 48 per cent in 2000 and is expected to rise to 53 per cent by 2030.

    Currently, Asia holds more than half of the world’s cities, with more than 10 million people, and that number is rapidly rising. The growth of Asian cities is astounding, with many doubling their population every 15 to 20 years.

    -UN-Habitat

    ~~~

    Upon returning to Europe a few years ago, I felt that it was a progressive place, but feared that Europe was settling into a false sense of security, as if we as a continent could sit back, enjoy our obvious wealth, health and prosperity, and for a time it seemed so, but a false dawn it was, as Europe is in danger of falling between every stool around, the economic, scientific, technological...

    Asian cities offer the works, but it is undeniable that progress in the east, for better or worse, is rapid beyond Europe's control, and who are we to dictate the state of play to a continent that now holds three out of the world's top 4 GDP nations*, (China, Japan and India) but I was pleased to hear that China still welcomes and embraces European expertise...to a point, at least!

    However, as I've said before, I'm still very happy to now be settled once more, in England!

    Blog buddies, where is the happiest place you've ever lived, now or in the past?

    Do you prefer cities, or country? And why?

    *2004 CIA World Factbook

    \ \ \
    I found Goldie's classic, appropriately titled, "Timeless" the other day, from 1995, and am hooked, it seems to have re-formed in my head, into an even better classic than before.

    Do you ever have this, whereby a fresh listen to a cd, reveals a deeper love of the said music ?
    / / /

    "If wine were to disappear from human production, I believe it would cause an absence, a failure in health and intellect, a void much more terrifying than all the recesses and the deviations for which wine is regarded as responsible." – Charles Baudelaire

  • 10@3

    No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

    There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

    There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses all the letters of the alphabet.

    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

    What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

    The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced in exactly the same way when the last four letters are removed.

    Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds while dogs only have about 10. (Couldn't resist putting that one in~!)

    -lauren6

  • one nation, all nations

    We've all become so accustomed in this media-drenched society, to hear country names with a flicker, though visions of beauty, cuisine, war, success or poverty will spring from those names, do we know their meanings, and origins?

    It is fascinating to find that close to home, as most will know, England means 'the land of the Angles' deriving from old English, Engaland, and Wales sees it's old English written form as Waelisc; Walh being the old English for "Romano-Celtic" or generically, "foreign" and indeed the old English Waelisc is a source of the English word Welsh. It's interesting to note here that Anglo-Saxons used thier version of an old Teutonic term to relate to Celtic language speakers, as well as Latin speakers.

    Scotland can be found in old English, as Scottas, meaning, "inhabitants of Ireland", which in turn borrowed from a latin word, Scotti, of unknown origin.
    There is an Irish term of scourn, scuit, which may conceivably have followed an invading Irish tribe into Scotland, after the Romans departure in 423CE, and extended to other Irish tribes over northern Britain.

    Ireland or Éire, from Proto-Celtic, *Īweriū "the fertile place" or "Place of Éire (Eriu)" a Celtic fertility goddess. Sometimes mistakenly "Land of iron".

    The English name for 'Japan' can be found in the Chinese pronunciation of the characters 日本 ; pinyin: rìběn; or "sun-origin" ie; "Land of the Rising Sun" which of course exemplifies Japan's position east of China

    India's name is derived from the original name Sindhu of the Indus River, which is now in Pakistan, which gave it's name to the land of Sind. The Persian derivation of this being, Hind, which was applied to modern Pakistan and India.

    Philippines, or "lands of King Philip" - Philip II of Spain reigned from 1556 - 1598. Interestingly, the "in" part of the Philippines name, functions adjectively.
    It is worth mentioning a very romantic, and popular description of these beautiful islands, which I also love so much, is, "Pearl of the Orient Seas" which derives from the poem, "Mi Ultimo Adios" written Philippine nationalist hero, José Rizal.

    Thailand's name, in it's relatively recent form, is from the native Thai, thai meaning free + land, making "land of the free.'
    Siam, Thailand's famous historic name, was given to the ancient Thai people, maybe surprising to some, by their neighbours the Burmese and might derive from the Pali toponym Suvarnabhuma, "Land of Gold" as the ultimate root of the Pali root, 'sama' which revealed different sades of colour, usually brown or yellow, but occasionally green or black.

    -lauren6

  • France

    My family, in northern France, are all-at-sea healthwise, my grandmother in the nursing home, (la maison de retraite), seems to have endured a dreadful evening in which she got severely burnt all over her arm, and nobody knows how or why, least of all, my grandmother, who is totally lost since my late grandfather left us last spring. The lady who could drive us all for miles, across Picardie, could serve up something extravagant out of nothing, a tireless focus of family matters, religious, superstitious, honest, and desperately sensitive, giving images of shy birds caught on an unfamiliar feeding ground, she would shy away from spotlight, and yet gave her all to the family, without the slightest hesitation. She is now, alas, remote from us, though still with us, the brutality of age has shown itself in her, at rapid speed, from an energetic pensioner last spring, to a lost, crumpled soul today.

    My aunt, also French, has just got over breast cancer, but as anyone can tell us, will never feel free again, and it feels like the disintegration of my French ties, although such a thing will never be true in my heart. It is indeed a curious feeling, to have parents of different nationalities, who in turn, also had parents of different nationalities, thus making the family very scattered. At times, this has been a wonderful adventure, as if my family are continually bunjee jumping, but at times like this, coming together is truly in the heart, as travelling vast distances is not something that can be done like running out of the back door across the street to see how 'memere' is doing.

    But, humans are battlers, tolerant beings, why else are we here, and I'm tonight remembering my French background, often a voluminous memory, reserved for those spare times of reflection, without the daily rigmarole of life which is the norm.

    I went through school, feeling English, but always having a French mother which nobody (at school), would ever let me forget. (I was happy with it, of course, but as a primary school child, such things, over time, cause feelings which never really leave you.)

    It's becoming far less unusual now, of course, but when I attended junior school, (a rather severe regime ruled that place!), I was the only person of any foreign extraction, and I hardly call France, or slight Italian blood very different, even though my father is a classic true Englishman - my early rôle model.

    It's always nice to remember who we are, and tonight, I'm happy to do just that, despite my shortcomings, this is me, and it's not going to change, the only thing that will, is my every day learning of life.

    Pour Pepere. C'est pour toi.

    === En tout pays, il y a une lieue de mauvais chemins ===

  • we can work it out

    Some of you may know, when my spine isn't slipping, I'm a language tutor, so have a read of these bizarre English facts...

    "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

    The longest word that can be typed solely with the left hand is stewardess.

    There is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS.... Bookkeeper.

    The # symbols is often referred to as a "number sign" or "pound sign." Its actual name is an octothorpe.

    In English, the letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have just one syllable - it has three.

    The letters in the abbreviation e.g. stand for exempli gratia - a Latin term meaning "for example."

    The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

    The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways.
    The following sentence contains them all:
    "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

    A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
    Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
    A group of frogs is called an army.
    A group of rhinos is called a crash.
    A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
    A group of whales is called a pod.
    A group of ravens is called a murder.
    A group of officers is called a mess.
    A group of larks is called an exaltation.
    A group of owls is called a parliament.

  • encore du vin~~~

    Well, I may as well go the whole hog, and ask my lovely blog friends, to try another competition, as a part 2...
    but no more beer, no...to complete the poll, this one is for wine!
    Perhaps easier? I'm sure it is.

    so, blog buddies, which nation consumes the most wine, per person?
    :>> let's go~~!

    17:55; congratulations in order to buze1971 for the winning answer...ITALY!!
    well done~~

    In vino veritas

    1, 2, 3...jump~~~

  • the bevvy question has been WON ~~!

    Well, impette won the beer question by guessing IRELAND correctly, well done impette, brilliant show!!
    ...to remind everyone of the question again;

    ...according to a 2002 survey, which nation consumes the most beer, per litre, per person?
    The only clue, they are way out ahead at number 1~~!!

    Please go to my post below, (November 8th) "number 1 bevvy" to see the competition~~!
    T y everyone~~!!!

  • dreadzone

    For two successive nights, my sleep has been subjected to localised nightmares.
    Both appeared to be travels back to childhood, though the latter dream found my present form, and not that of my larger teenage frame...the first was exactly as could be found on any afternoon in my early teen years, being in my back garden, playing football with friends. Only this dream dealt a severe blow to that notion of wellbeing, as Norwich airport is barely two miles from my old family home, planes have never been a rarity in Norfolk, with dozens of still extant airfields from the last war, as well as the RAF being particularly keen on Norfolk's famous "big skies".
    This dream, saw a small jet struggling, and I hesitate to go into detail, but it slunk over my suburb, clipping great beech and oak treetops, knocking boughs beneath it, before the crash beyond the soft brow of the wooded hill. It was an awful dream, a sickening sight to carry from a dream into daily thoughts.

    And then, last night, again in the same 18th century suburban-situated childhood home, my family and I went for a walk by sunset, to the local park, but decided to extend the walk through a neglected nearby field, still 'unshaven' from it's happier summer wheat yield. The sky was already becoming reddish on the horizon, it was autumn, and surprisingly, to the south could be seen a tornado heading towards us. By all accounts, it was a whopper, showing the colour of an ivy leaf bonfire, the top of which was still halting the sun's final rays.
    With that, I rushed home by bicycle, as, predictably, I had not brought my camera, (a dream is also reality there!!), and the cycling seemed to take an age, as today's physical restrictions took a hold of my childhood dream.
    Finally, what should have been a two minute ride, seemed more like 10, (an impossibility that only a dream can steal), I reached home, and checked the windows, the tornado had struck the area where my family were, beyond a 17th century Flemish tiled rooftop, and through a thinly-needled spruce, which I much admired in youth, it could be seen attacking the land.
    I was unable to take a picture, my fingers seemed frozen.
    Unable to get a better view in the next room, my brother's room, as by now, he was sleeping...though he was also in the field...my dream was complicating matters considerably.
    Within a moment, my father was home, stars were all that could be seen, and they were magnified, moving remarkably quickly. All the doors of the house seemed to be major stumbling blocks to movement, and a feeling of restriction prevailed...but all the family were safe.

    Oh, I'm exhausted!

    How about you dear blog buddies, any memorable dreams lately?

    ~~~

    Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But Today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this Day. -- Sanskrit proverb

    ~~~

    I begin to have a fire now, when the mornings are cold : I have got some loose bricks at the back of my grate for good husbandry. Fine weather.

    Swift, November 9th, 1711

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    Colour: Black, yellow
    Music: Goldie: Inner City Life . Sensual
    Reading: The People, Seychelles