ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriageOFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = pro motion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.GENERAL EQUATIONS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.LONGEVITY STATISTICS
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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lee954
- 25/03/2006 @ 06:31:13
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:35:44
Very glad you enjoyed it!
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 25/03/2006 @ 06:39:16
lolololol, i only agree with the Discussion Tecnic
Because by me all the others i do not agree, i'm not among those majority
they can all be marry and be like that, not me 4sure! Great Post,honeyPowerfulhugs2u,kk-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:37:30
hahaha, individualism is alive and kicking, yes~~~
well, take care, and powerUPUPUP~~~
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:44:01
individualism?
i can be one but individualists also has people with them sharing a lot! honeykissesandalmondcakehugs,kk-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:47:00
individual almondcakehugskisses
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:48:38
Tastes well huh ?
yummie yummie,almondcakekisses2u,kiki-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:51:24
I must say, they taste tres bon, yummy yummy
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:53:47
I know..hahahahaha..at least in dreams
honeyalmondhugswithalmondcakechocolatekisses..not in front doctors hahahahaha,kk-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:00:19
J'ai juste fermé le rideau et ai augmenté le volume sur ma radio; donc le docteur ne verra ou entendra rien!!
em sonhos tudo é encantador. envio muita amêndoa e apertos de mel~~~-
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:06:01
Eu sei E' MUITO BOM, mas no REAL e' MELHOR=BEST
Bolo de amendoa com muitos beijitos com carinho e amor +POWER para ti belissimo Ed,Força sim? sunny day 2u,kiki-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:09:15
faço muitos erros na minha escrita portuguesa. hahaha. arrependido! mas eu gosto de tentar escrever em francês ou português. de fato eu gostaria de usar o português mais, mas sou muito mau nele. tenha um grande dia. enviando Leste os anglian aquecem apertos e beijos , sunnypowerUP
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:14:46
You are great writting in portuguese wow! i'm admired!! really, most portuguese people doesn't write so well as you, please, you really know very well languages..u know that!
mas eu posso ensinar MAIS hahahahahahaha yes?
Must go now, or it will close, soon i'll come and i'll try a call to u, if ur phone not OFF!
Please a GREAT day with Mindpower, positive thoughts and beautiful dreams to you always......aaaaaaaah sim muitos beijinhos quentes e apertados hahahahaha wow Quente huh?
sunnyPowerUp indeed u let me now lotslove2u,kk-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:16:22
ohh...I discovered the problem...my phone has major problem, sooo sorry....it has only half a display, and no tone, so I need to fox it soon.
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:19:04
Oh but u get text messages! ok, can't phone is it?
lotsofloveandquenteskisseskk-
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:22:29
sms and phoning are BOTH ok...but, but...I have a problem as I cannot hear my phone ring...no sound on the tone, and some display missing too.
but still ok...only, if I don't answer...it is more likely my phone problem...ok?
my damn phone, hahahahahhaha...tcare, bisousbisoussssssssssssss-
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:25:16
AAAAAAAAh ok..i'll try later,honeybisousssssssssssssss
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 14:28:57
agradeça-lhe! mas talvez o meu telefone não soará ... direito assim desculpe-me por favor. o meu telefone está bastante novo, mas não muito bem. arrependido. ele causa muitos problemas. tenha um maravilhoso dia! muchloveandmanyhugsssssssssssssss
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kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 16:25:33
MuchLoveToyouToowithManyhoneyHugs with or without phone
At least text messages u read them..but i call...u wait a surprise love2u,kk -
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- 25/03/2006 @ 13:38:53
Great ones. I especially liked Happiness - how true!
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:38:55
yes, happiness in a new form!!
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- 27/03/2006 @ 13:42:57
Fine thanks. You're missing the start of Spring - get well soon. I spent an Easter in Hospital - didn't even get an Easter egg - only the local vicar and some hymns!
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:44:57
oh, well hope the hymns were warming?
take care, and may you get many cadbury's cream eggs soon~~!! may we ALL for that matter ~~-
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:47:49
“The more serious the illness, the more important it is for you to fight back, mobilizing all your resources-spiritual, emotional, intellectual, physical.”
Norman Cousins
Give 'em 'ell as John Wayne used to say.
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:50:38
rrr, that's great, yes indeed, will do!
and with some milk too
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- 25/03/2006 @ 14:16:44
heads up - thats good maths there!
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:40:04
...and it's a lot more logical than what they taught at school!!
a real storm here...half my garden furniture is heading towards the Midlands right now!-
- 30/03/2006 @ 21:27:09
i dont think they taught much at my school, or was it that id lost interest by the time i was 15/16. either way to say i enjoyed walking out the gates the final time at school :-)
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- 30/03/2006 @ 21:27:53
youre right about the weather, its been a bit manic in stoke this week. its been lovely in the day in macclesfield though!
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 31/03/2006 @ 14:18:39
me too...I had no sentiment on my last day of school!!
stormy but warm here in the East.
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- http://www.yogini.blog.ca
- 25/03/2006 @ 16:49:55
The funeral one is my personal fav. Now if I can only figure out how to use this on the aunts that bug me about having babies!
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:41:39
hahaha...well, I hope there is something useful in the above post~~!! reminds me of the two aunt's in The Simpsons!!
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ganesharocks
- http://yogini.blog.ca
- 27/03/2006 @ 15:25:03
Sadly enough my aunts look just like that! ROFL
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- 27/03/2006 @ 16:49:59
My cousin had this problem at a party. She told them she was actually a surrogate mother and had six babies but had given them all away. There was a complete deathly silence, but they never bugged her again!
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ganesharocks
- http://yogini.blog.ca
- 28/03/2006 @ 21:11:40
ROFL! I should try that...but, they may not believe it
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pure_love
- 25/03/2006 @ 20:53:39
long time how u doin/hope doin gud.well i liked all but not kinda agree but the last one is fantastic. lolzzzzzzzzz.
take care
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:42:48
heyhey, so great to hear from you again
how r u?
very glad you enjoyed my post...I'll try for more of the same soon.
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Hanna
- 26/03/2006 @ 17:44:42
How true it is !Hopefully I can find a dump man to find hubby if I follow the rule:-)
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wensum24
- http://wensum24.blog.co.uk
- 27/03/2006 @ 13:49:18
haha, well maybe you can find such a man!!
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This made me giggle first thing in the morning.