A neighbour, two doors away, plays Eminem or other rap music, EVERYDAY and has no direct complaints from anyone...
but he puts the speakers outside his window, so his music can be heard a full quarter of a mile away, and this week, I found a perfect answer...
playing an old cassette that barely works, and is very off-limits; Ultravox: "Dancing with tears in my eyes" at FULL blast, his way! Hahahaha.
His response, "Turn that f*g rubbish off".

If you can't give and take in this world, please don't get out of bed...this is my moral of the story.

Have you any neighbourly joys?

This is from Asia, and I will leave it in it's original format. See what you think!!

(I'm now in Essex, awaiting heavy medication...once again, apologies for being here, there and everywhere, usually in hospital, as is the case now...
I will reply to your lovely comments SOON, ok!!

Please, please comment on my blog anytime...I promise, when my health and energy allow, I'll reply to you all, I love your comments, but hate my health!!
I'm pushing myself as much as possible to at least post something every day, but often suffer extreme weakness with it.)

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from the VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true yes?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....hahahaha.
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...