I take no responsibility for these, but they did make me laugh from my sick bed~~~!!!
If only one man in a thousand is a leader of men does that mean the other 999 are followers of women?
How come only women know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell?
Isn't a woman's mind cleaner than a man's since she changes it more often?
If a man's got to do what a man's got to do, how come a woman has to do what he can't?
How come few women admit their age and few men act theirs?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Why do women complain that they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? This shouldn't be that difficult should it?
Why does the man who says it can't be done always interrupt the woman doing it?
Single women complain that all good men are married while married women complain about their lousy husbands. Does this confirm that there is no such thing as a good man?
