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confessional grammar 2

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 20:03:03

* The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and
guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

* Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

* Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early andlisten to our choir practice.

* The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

* The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.

* The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

* This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.


 
 

:)

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 19:15:27

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."

-Stan Laurel in "Brats"

sailing by

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 10:37:36

I've never felt seasick
is such a lie
whether in a force 9
or the relief of a sigh
wavering between doubt,
harbouring fears
those white horses
recalling the tears
where horizons are never still
until touched by the moment
of a past greeting a future
sailing side-by-side.

-lauren6

strike while the doctor's hot

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 10:32:35

"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight...

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 10:30:04

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"

tree and sky

by wensum24 @ 30/07/2006 - 10:03:31

Tree and Sky by Siegfried Sassoon

Let my soul, a shining tree,
Silver branches lift towards thee,
Where on a hallowed winter’s night
The clear-eyed angels may alight.

And if there should be tempests in
My spirit, let them surge like din
Of noble melodies at war;
With fervour of such blades of triumph as are
Flashed in white orisons of saints who go
On shafts of glory to the ecstasies they know.


 
 

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