Oh the lunacy of my past cycling;
Losing control of my PO bicycle, downhill from a church, with the 8:15 bus watching my every motion, I halted abruptly within a hawthorn bush, bloodied bloody silly.
Cycling through wild and very vigourous stinging nettles, barefoot; and soon dancing to their tune!
Cycling down a tiny, steep semi-suburban lane during a powercut, at night and turning off my own cycle lamps while accelerating for 'fun'...fortunately Norfolk's grass banks are very sandy!
Taking just one extra parcel on the front of another bike during 'black ice day', January 1988, and finding that going downhill can actually be performed twice simultaneously without peddling, or even handling a bike! NOT recommended.
Cycling over what looked like a rotten bit of moss-covered wood, soon discovering that it was but a healthy trunk days before, sending me flying head over bike, cracking chin on yet more black ice and sliding for a full 15 seconds to rest beside the milk float...milkman napping.
Racing my dear departed dog to the old railway line, we were neck and neck, downhill, until he decided to cut inside, sending me well and truly over my finishing line aged 9. Scars remain, the memory is warm though!
Pushing my own body to it's furthest distance ever, I managed 42 miles, and stopped, deciding on one field-view photo, a drink and then head-back...only to feel the ground below me become rather 'firm'...and in Stanley fashion pull out a wicked thorn from a deflated tire. The long pre-cellphone walk home beckoned.
Cycling over a rare right-of-way in a sunken surburban development, and pushing uphill on the other side finding the whole frame of my bike sheer in half, breaking in two, and in affect, shattering my spine to it's present state.
"I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it." -- Pink Floyd, 'Bike'
"Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world." - Grant Peterson
"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race." - H.G. Wells
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.
-Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is you'll crash.
-Julie FurtadoConsider a man riding a bicycle. Whoever he is, we can say three things about him. We know he got on the bicycle and started to move. We know that at some point he will stop and get off. Most important of all, we know that if at any point between the beginning and the end of his journey he stops moving and does not get off the bicycle he will fall off it. That is a metaphor for the journey through life of any living thing, and I think of any society of living things.
-William Golding"A bicycle ride is a flight from sadness."--James E. Starrs, The Literary Cyclist [This I would say is a great truth...as the first thing I did upon hearing or receiving bad news, was cycle...and how! -lauren6]













