Being in here, sick, week after week, I get these phrases hurled around time and time again...

This won't take a minute. (The minute hand is a two-ended sword)

I beg your pardon. (If it be royal, then no, you may not!!)

It's certain that it may rain. (It's definitely probable and quite likely that you're just about going to be right.)

I wasn't going to say anything, but... (In my hour of silence, let me say...)

Act your age (But time passes so fast, how can I??)

I told you so (But only when I wasn't around eh??)

I don't wish to change the subject, but... (Is this a question of subject matter??)

Why can't you be more like (---)... (Oh if only

Is that all you've got to say for yourself? (Unless more magical words have popped-out, yes, that is all.)

I'm hopping mad... (I'm in stitches~~ ~~)

Now, I don't know how to tell you this, but... (Oh well, if you don't know how to tell me, then how can I listen?)

Are you sure you've done this before? (Well, now you come to mention it, I'm having second thoughts)

I'm having second thoughts about this. (Are you sure you've done this before??)