Hello dear friends,

I'm back to my useful 'home' in the ward now, and able to resume my pc usage, albeit slightly.

I've been filled with medicines and a whole host of "anti-anxiety" tablets for my recent condition and for the operation that awaits in well under two weeks.

I've a special programme of therapy to perform until then, and regular rest as my stomach is still desperate, after the damage it suffered last year. Perhaps that will never be the same.

I'm delighted to learn this morning that Norwich City won again, making it 11 unbeaten in the league, and now rising to 13th in the table. Glenn Roeder has turned us around, well worth a cheer I think.

Have a happy Sunday dear friends, now it's time for my rest once more!

Ed
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "
Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."